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Dear Women in America:
I've noticed a disturbing trend as of late. The super high waisted pants, jeans, and skirts are beginning to rear their ugly heads on the bodies of beautiful women everywhere. When one watches the early seasons of friends, the outfits are jarring and comic for a reason - Some of the most attractive females on television were basically tucking their perky breasts into their jeans pockets. I beg of you. Please, please, please stay away from these heinous creations. As a show of good faith, we males will work very hard to keep the re-emergence of the mullet a specifically European and Williamsburg, Brooklyn phenomenon.
Thank you for your time,
Russ
I've noticed a disturbing trend as of late. The super high waisted pants, jeans, and skirts are beginning to rear their ugly heads on the bodies of beautiful women everywhere. When one watches the early seasons of friends, the outfits are jarring and comic for a reason - Some of the most attractive females on television were basically tucking their perky breasts into their jeans pockets. I beg of you. Please, please, please stay away from these heinous creations. As a show of good faith, we males will work very hard to keep the re-emergence of the mullet a specifically European and Williamsburg, Brooklyn phenomenon.
Thank you for your time,
Russ