So...
I have a crush at work. Here are some of my observations:
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Attempt to seduce colleague almost complete but sent email with my number in it after he had already gone home. SIGH. Going to look like a stalker type on 6 Jan.
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Work crush offered and brought me spearmint tea unprompted and then ate some of my organic coconut. He also stopped to talk to me twice about stuff.... SQUEEE. How long before I can ask him out??
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Crush Update or "Crushdate"
After sending him a link to a Birthday Party song, work crush said it reminded him of his nightmare last night which he described as: "Was like what’s eating gilbert grape meets misery/deliverance. Think the lamb kidneys I ate for dinner were a bit funky."
Then in the lunchroom he came and chatted a bit about records and then declared he was feeling sick so was going to go home. He then walked out of the room and turned to say goodbye again but I had gone back to my lunch, so he turned around and kind of said 'see you later' to the wall then walked off.
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The crush is interested in my offer to make him food :
"Love iron chef. And Japanese food. If you make me something I’ll do my best iron chef judging panel impersonation."
When I mentioned i'd need a spiraliser:
"I’ve got one, little thing for doing zucchini etc. Never been used actually, still in the box. I’ll bring it in if you wanna use it."
Fastest way to a man's heart?
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Work crush sent me this song to 'cheer up'. He described it as 'math metal'.
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Work crush emailed today of his love for 'Mastodon’s Moby Dick themed concept album' and his love for lamb's livers which he says he eats 'once a week' to which I replied 'it shows'.
He has now just taken my portable hard-drive to copy some movies over. When I told him to stay out of other folders though I assume there is nothing nefarious he did a nefarious eyebrow wiggle.
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Crush chucked a sickie yesterday and watched 'rob roy' which was declared was 'not as crap as expected with liam neeson kicking ass on people what deserve it' and liam was naked in it 'just a little bit.'
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Attempt to seduce colleague almost complete but sent email with my number in it after he had already gone home. SIGH. Going to look like a stalker type on 6 Jan.
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Work crush offered and brought me spearmint tea unprompted and then ate some of my organic coconut. He also stopped to talk to me twice about stuff.... SQUEEE. How long before I can ask him out??
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Crush Update or "Crushdate"
After sending him a link to a Birthday Party song, work crush said it reminded him of his nightmare last night which he described as: "Was like what’s eating gilbert grape meets misery/deliverance. Think the lamb kidneys I ate for dinner were a bit funky."
Then in the lunchroom he came and chatted a bit about records and then declared he was feeling sick so was going to go home. He then walked out of the room and turned to say goodbye again but I had gone back to my lunch, so he turned around and kind of said 'see you later' to the wall then walked off.
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The crush is interested in my offer to make him food :
"Love iron chef. And Japanese food. If you make me something I’ll do my best iron chef judging panel impersonation."
When I mentioned i'd need a spiraliser:
"I’ve got one, little thing for doing zucchini etc. Never been used actually, still in the box. I’ll bring it in if you wanna use it."
Fastest way to a man's heart?
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Work crush sent me this song to 'cheer up'. He described it as 'math metal'.
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Work crush emailed today of his love for 'Mastodon’s Moby Dick themed concept album' and his love for lamb's livers which he says he eats 'once a week' to which I replied 'it shows'.
He has now just taken my portable hard-drive to copy some movies over. When I told him to stay out of other folders though I assume there is nothing nefarious he did a nefarious eyebrow wiggle.
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Crush chucked a sickie yesterday and watched 'rob roy' which was declared was 'not as crap as expected with liam neeson kicking ass on people what deserve it' and liam was naked in it 'just a little bit.'