Aren't you glad I'm not a writer (Part 1 of many)

[rushin_doll]

While I was visiting the old family homestead back in May I went back through some of my old stored materials, just idly seeing what I had decided to save when I was young. And lo, I discovered some amazing things. Old papers, old sheet music, some of my earliest attempts at board game design... Simply put, I discovered some of my earliest, and

Comments

[jumperkid]

Oh, man. This is exactly what I needed to read today. Two ironic thumbs up!

[rushin_doll]

Ironic? Are you saying that my masterpiece is less than... masterful?

Wounded and hurt and other things like that,
Ana

[jumperkid]

Ummmmm. Hey! Look over there! It's something really cool and sci-fi!!

*runs away*

[rushin_doll]

NO ONE IS FOOLED!

Totally fooled,
Ana

[jumperkid]

I think however, that you've gotten distracted from my main point. Which is that your masterful masterpiece is timely and pleasing to me. And not even the tiniest bit lolarious.

[rushin_doll]

Then I believe that it is clear that I can only be considered a master storyteller. Hey, maybe Patty could read one of my masterpieces for some class or something!

Full of good ideas,
Ana

[jumperkid]

I dunno. There's all that masterfully poetic talk of war and revenge and rebellion. Is that really appropriate for children?

[rushin_doll]

Look. Those kids are going to be introduced to those themes sooner or later. It might as well be at the hands of the greatest storyteller ever to tell a story, right?

Totes logical,
Ana

[jumperkid]

Your logic cannot be denied. I'll get Patty on this immediately. Who are we to withhold on the children?