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[rushevs]

Наверное, все вы помните стишки в духе "пиратики-пиратики, морские акробатики, днём они дерутся, а ночью они еееее..." и т.д. Или что-то типа этого.

Пиликала гармошка
Играл аккордеон,
А маленький Антошка
Порвал отцу ГА...Га-северная птица,
Она мороза не боится
И может на лету
Почесать свою пи..ликала...

Если не помните - ничего страшного, просто у вас не было детства.
А я тут нашёл замечательный англоязычный вариант из мультика Южный Парк (4 сезон, 9 серия).

Mrs. Landers was a health nut
She cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
And he had a great big...

Cock-a-doodle-doodle
The rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast
Because it tastes like...

Shih Thuz make good house pets
They're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have
'Cause they like to beat their...

Meeting in the office
A meeting in the hall
The boss he wants to see you
So you can suck his...

Balzac was a writer
He lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
But that's 'cause she's a...

Contaminated water
Can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your...

Dictate what i'm saying
'Cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it
I don't give a flying FUCK!!