I just can't be nice

Nov 10, 2006 10:15


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I set signal49's puppy on fire (-66 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Tuesday I helped lifeasapawn see the light (8 points). In June I helped shen_panda across the street (6 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole nickkcin's purse (30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-23 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
Rusar_Lafuath


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I pulled over and changed leaper182's flat tire (15 points). In April I helped signal49 see the light (8 points). Last Monday I set quizuniverse's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, keeblerkitty (-5000 points). In November I put gum in pantera_crisis's hair (-12 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5055 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
Rusar_Lafuath

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