В дальней-дальней Африке.

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В США частенко вижу футболки со страшилками (конечно в шутку). Что мол в Советской России все по другому.

Например:
В США, я веду машину.
В Советской России - машина ведет меня.

Тут несколько примеров.In America, you watch television.In Soviet Russia, television watch you.In America, you drive car.In Soviet Russia, car drive you.In America, you listen to radio.In Soviet Russia, radio listen to you.

In America, you can rest on couch in peace.
In Soviet Russia, couch can rest on you in peace.

More examples:

• In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, rocket launches YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, sickle hammers YOU!!


In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!