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Jun 02, 2007 13:06

A few months ago, like 6 bird couples made nests in our backyard. One made its home in this hanging fake plant. The thing though is that it...hangs, and swings in the wind and sometimes twirls. Whatever, they had the cutest baby birds and oh sweet jesus, baby birds. More than a dozen of them all together ( Read more... )

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anakalia_grey June 3 2007, 00:21:36 UTC
oh yeah i hate mosquito anything D: one time we had a wheelbarrow in the backyard and it had filled with water from rain and it sat there for like a month and it had all this shit in it and... I don't remember what happened. Those little mosquito babies probably ate my blood.

I saw a tiny egg on the sidewalk last month and the yellow runny liquid coming out of it must have been a baby :( before it was a baby. I had to step around it for a few days. I wonder who cleaned it up?

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ruptulapustula June 3 2007, 02:25:51 UTC
I'm guessing lizards ate it. Or other insects. Or me. Probably me :D
OH GOD LOL standing water is so fucking disgusting/hilarious.
Drea, would you drink month old standing water for 100 dollars? Just a big mouthful

We need to share more sad/horrific animal stories. I remember when I was little I found a robin's egg in my backyard. I kept it as a treasure for one day, and then I accidently dropped it and a half formed bird fell out, along with spoiled egg fluid (which was green and yellow).

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anakalia_grey June 3 2007, 02:37:47 UTC
Probably you :/ that's gross. Stop eating dead birds, or you'll vomit dead birds. It's just gravity.

I would drink month old water for $100. Maybe. If it were $500, definitely. Is that sad...?

I remember when I was walking to school one day there was a dead cat in the street in front of the church. It wasn't just dead, its skull was crushed in and the brain chunks were flowing into the street. Awww kitty nooooo

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ruptulapustula June 3 2007, 03:13:15 UTC
*gazes into the distance* Such is life...
If you ran over a cat on accident, and some its skull was crushed but it was still jumping around in agony, what would you do?

It's not sad you'd drink it for 500. I'd do it for 50. Although, it'd probably cost 50 dollars for a stomach pump or something, if not more. Guaranteed I wouldn't be ill, I'd do it for 50.

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chroma11 June 3 2007, 04:32:04 UTC
I'd do it for 5 if there's a guarantee of not puking and shitting my insides out.

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anakalia_grey June 3 2007, 06:03:21 UTC
I would keep driving. There's nothing more I can do... I pronounced it dead.

If I was guaranteed that I could trick my mind into thinking that it tastes like Jamba Juice, I'd drink it for $10

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