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Jan 17, 2005 14:57

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To try and equal Amy's quote, I shall add this.

A dialogue between your's truly, (author of the most read live journal) and SAMNEE.

Sam thought, then said.
"I think I figured out what skin is for."
I crossed and uncrossed my legs, then stoicly puffed on my corn cob corncob.
"What then, Sam?"
"Well, if we didn't have skin nothing would hold our bones in."
I quickly sat up and trumpeted my reply.
"Brrroooooooo."
He went on.
"Yeah, and then our guts would fall out and we'd fall all over the place."
How epadermal I thought.
"Well SamuEl. It is then good that we have skin."
"Yes. And God bless us everyone."
Said Tiny Tim as I hoisted him on my shoulder. Only, he was at a loss for skin and his bones fell out.
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