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[runswitshuriken]

[Yuffie is broadcasting deliberately.]

Okay, PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

If this music crap doesn't stop soon, I'm going to go beat up Big, Red, and Obnoxiously Indestructible kick the crap out of anybody wearing the wrong colors. Hint: the bad colors are anything smart people associate with emo gothsobbers, like red or black. Or red and

Comments

[forever_last]

Red and black, hmm?

[runswitshuriken]

[Yuffie pulls a convincing sadface. Dismay, dismay, as he says:]

Sir, I am so, so sorry, but you are clearly a tragic victim of Emo Color Syndrome, meaning you are a classic case of the Emo Gothsobber Red and Black. [Firm nod.] My ninjatude tells me so.

[forever_last]

[Shakes his head]

[runswitshuriken]

What, you don't believe my ninjatude?

[runswitshuriken]

Well, as long as it's not large amounts of red mixed with large amounts of black, you should be peachy! [Eyebrow raise, dry drawl:] Of course, you should feel free to beat me up any time. I'd hate to disappoint you, after all.

[runswitshuriken]

You askin' for what I think you're asking for?

[gredn0tforge]

I happen to be rather fond of red.

[runswitshuriken]

Bright red or dark red?

[gredn0tforge]

Green red.

[runswitshuriken]

Dude, that's the best shade of red! It's totally not part of any rules about emo kids.

[powersoul]

I heard the "windchimes", too. They reminded me of you for some reason.

But the song that plays whenever I do something is some sort of sad piano ballad.

[runswitshuriken]

Maaaaan. Windchimes are so girly! I guess I really am a girl in the Template you come from, huh.

[He tilts his head, evaluating.]

You know, piano seems right for you.

[powersoul]

[She grins.] You don't like windchimes?

It does? Why do you say that?

[runswitshuriken]

[He grins back. Relaxes.] Not when they're reminding people of me, I don't!

You just seem like a sad piano ballad kind of person. Didn't you use to play piano? I remember Cloud saying something about playing the piano in your room and a gil coming out or something. [He scratches the back of his head.]

[crescent_falls]

Wrong colours? Red and black? They're not so bad.

[runswitshuriken]

Yeah, but when they're together, they're a sign of Emo Color Syndrome. Angst and mopey silence! We can't have that around the children! Or around anyone!

[crescent_falls]

[Confused Lucrecia is confused.]

Not... always?

[runswitshuriken]

[Yuffie flails exictedly. Feel these exclamation points in your SOUL, Lucrecia!!] Almost always! It's scientifically proven! I mean, just look at Vincent. Did you know he stays away from people because his Emo Angst Mope might be catching?

[Ponderous Yuffie is ponderous.] ...Actually, that's a little selfless and well-meaning for Vincent. He probably just stays away from people because he's scared he'll go Galian and then get other people's blood on his teeth he thinks they're annoying or something.