Almost birthday survey
Flower's Survey Of Awesome-and-long-nessWhat do they call you?A.Adams, Alyssa, A, Pickles, Princess of NorwayWhat do you call yourself?FattySex?i wish...j/k...NO WAIT...not j/k cuz the next one's gender....what do i do???Gender?FemaleHow many years have you been on this planet?Almost 19!!!!!!!! aka tomorrowHow many years have you been off this planet?Those few long lightyears i spent on pluto (when it was a planet) basking in the subzero temperatures with julio the pool boyWhere can we find you?Now:Bahston, used to be MTL mostlikely at CJ's houseHow are you on this fine day?tired, i was up at 6 cuz i volunteered for a breast cancer walkWhat song are you listening to?Someday by FlipsydeAre you watching the telly?!noDo you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?if only...alyssa wants male attention from the cute boys, not shady fbook stalkersDo they rawk your sawks??What's their name?If i had one his name would be MichaelAre they cute?sureWhat's their phone number?he's invisible, he doesnt have a cell pieceThank you!You're welcome?Do you think you're cute?Michael thinks I'm gorgeous, that's all he ever talks about when we're not doing itWhat's YOUR phone number?Rejection Hotline*throws it away*liarDo you like the person you got this survey from in a friendly way?Their name is Flower...i like flowers?Do you like the person you got this survey from in a romantic way?flowers are prettyDo you like the person you got this survey from in a sexual way?aren't rose petals an aphrodisiacCan you do a push-up?i can do many pushupsCan you do a striptease?haha never tried, but i've already got some stripper movesDo you double tie your shoelaces?yesCan you play the piano?sortof, not well and with no technique, but i can play some songsCan you play the piano WELL?oh....noWhat's your WPM?like....typing....idk go ask 5th gradeDo you jaywalk?yeah, im in a city, its like requiredWhat time does your clock say it is?5:01What was the last lie you said?people tried to party in my room, but i told them i as going to bed but i didnt for like 2 more hrs after thatWho do you fantasize about?your mom and michael vartanComb or brush?brushHow do you greet people?Hi, name's alyssa...nice to meet youWhat ear do you hold the phone to?leftWhat's your middle name?MarieIs it worse than "Lynn Dillo"?no? lolWhat's your favorite kind of sandwich?Buffalo chicken or italian hoagie or pepporoniWhat time does your school get out?umm variesName one site you have bookmarked.youtubeDo you have a petname?my dad calls me pickles cuz i eat them a lotWhat's your favorite toe?oinky toes, they hide under the rest of them, most uniqueWhat's your favorite insect?the ones that look like sticks...powerful hiding techniqueHow long have you gone without eating?idkHave you met the love of your life?noHow did you know?IDK...LEAVE ME ALONEName only ONE thing you like.my friends for how awesome/unique we areWhat country do you want to visit that you've never been to?IndonesiaWhat was the last "out of order" thing you saw?T station ticket takerWhat's the first line of Pride and Prejudice?how the hell should i knowDo you masturbate?no, i live in a triple...aka no privacy everWhat are you addicted to?teaWhat did you eat for breakfast?.....Name someone you know, but don't speak to.your momWhat's your "type?"cute not hot, nice arms, funny, not preppyWhat was the last compliment you gave?"I like you're scarf" to someone at the walk this morningAre you gay?no but Lance Bass isWho was the last person you gave the finger to?my friend Meghan C. i thinkDo you like asparagus?yeah, but only butteredWhat was the last thing you killed?my hopesAre you a secret agent?yes my name is sydney bristow...OMG that'd be so frickin awesomeDo you write poetry?yesAre you patriotic?not really...btw Fuck bushWhere do you see yourself in ten years?teaching ap english after i publish my first fiction book, probs a lenape lolWould you ever have plastic surgery?maybe on my nose cuz i think its huge, and/or a breast reduction and/or liposuction on the pooch i have that doesnt ever go awayOne dog + One dog = ____ cows?12.7What's one thing you'll NEVER do before you die?smoke cigsWhat do you want to be reincarnated as?a really good dancerDid you laugh because this is question number 69?no, didnt even notice til you pointed that outAnswer the rest of the survey without saying "yes" or "no".dieWhat's your favorite meal?dinty moore beef stewAre you religious?not really (haHA)Ignore this question.kHave you heard of Nauru?maybeWhat was your last dream?AH! i dreamt i fought with my roommate and ended up in my house and started crying and i woke up seeeeeriously crying alot and got so freaked outSeen anything paranormal today?nope, no aliens yetWho's your favorite dictator????...StalinTell me something cute.I love my teddy bear, he's almost 19 too!What was the last thing you said aloud?TrueHave you ever ate and ran? Meaning you didn't pay?ummm i dont think soHave you ever ate and ran LITERALLY?probablyWhen's the last time you went to church?the 90sCan you speak a foreign language?spanglish count?What was the last pratical joke you played?haha we gave my friend seltzer water instead of normal and she like spontaneously combustedMonty Python and the Holy Grail - Yay or Nay?HELLS YAYDo you do drugs?nopeDo you keep a diary? A DIARY, not a journal.i write poetry in a journalAre you supersitious?nahAre you romantic?kindaWhen's your best friend's birthday?Nov, Dec, March, April, AugDo you have insomnia?YEAH...soooooo annoyingDo you talk to strangers?uh huhHave you ever been arrested?neverDo people notice you?when im weird they doDo you wear glasses?i had glasses senior year that i didnt really need but i lost them and i miss themWhat is the meaning of life?a movie by monty pythonHow much junk mail do you get a day?not muchDo you pass gas often?i burp Do you like pancakes?Do you like waffles? Do you like fenchtoast?....lolDo you think I should make ANOTHER survey?why notPost in flowerful\'s livejournal when you finish this survey! Mention the snoMeet People Online - Take This Survey