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While driving home from work today, on the bumper of the gold/beige Honda Accord in front of me...
Car: "Don't let the car fool you...my treasure is in heaven."
Me: "Well, that's good, because if a beige Honda Accord is your idea of treasure, you've got to reexamine your fantasies."
As we all know, all Rolls-Royces and Bugatti Veyrons go to heaven. Ferraris and McLarens never die. Mustangs and Corvettes raise hell. Lamborghinis...it depends on who's driving it. And Morris Marinas enjoy swift death from falling pianos.
That is all.
Car: "Don't let the car fool you...my treasure is in heaven."
Me: "Well, that's good, because if a beige Honda Accord is your idea of treasure, you've got to reexamine your fantasies."
As we all know, all Rolls-Royces and Bugatti Veyrons go to heaven. Ferraris and McLarens never die. Mustangs and Corvettes raise hell. Lamborghinis...it depends on who's driving it. And Morris Marinas enjoy swift death from falling pianos.
That is all.