May 26, 2009 20:38
Dear God,
I felt like shit this morning. I blame you, becuse this had to be divine intervention. I mean, really. The timing could not be worse.
Me: Important day today! Have finals this week and I have to do really well on them or else I could get a bad grade in my classes and be kicked out of the NHS and have my mom bitch at me!
You: AHAHA. Fuck you, kid.
Me: *dry-heaves in toilet*
lol going to hell