Nov 19, 2007 00:06
I'm fucking serious, that was the stupidest play call in a long intrepid history of play calls I've ever seen in my fucking life.
Fuck that play call in the fucking ass.
And while we're at it, TimeShift:
So, I'm playing TimeShift right now, going to review it.
It would've been fine...
...then I got stuck in a "you're a gunner in a zeppelin" stage.
Fuck it.
Fuck it in the fucking goat ass.
I may be (somewhat|really) drunk right now.
But I could play through the rest.
But I just spent over half an hour with no idea WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON so that I could be told "Achievement - Defend the Zeppelin!" and then "You fucked up" as my fucking blimp explodes.
Oh yeah. PS - WHO THE FUCK FLIES A GODDAMNED BLIMP. I mean, seriously. "We need a quick escape, let's get a goddamned helium balloon?!" Who engineered this idea, civil engineers? FUCK THEM IN THE FUCKING GOAT ASS.
Seriously. The stupid Crash Bandicoot boss with a flamethrower was less dumb than this goddamned zepplelin level. I'm going back to CoD 4 and getting the AC/130. At least that's porno-military.