[public] Left behind again...
[Dist wasn't looking quite as fabulous as usual. He had numerous bruises and scrapes, and the clothes he was wearing were slightly less flamboyant than his usual flowery outfit, presumably only because none of the shops in Blessenwood sell anything quite that fey.]
Aarrgh! How could he?! How could he just leave me there like that after that disgusting brat maimed me?! (Which never would have happened if I'd had my Kaiser Dist, by the way!) I could have died! It was only thanks to my astounding ingenuity that I managed to escape from that awful place at all!
Grrr... he's the most despicable human being ever to walk the face of this or any world! That smug, heartless snake! He thinks he's so wonderful and brilliant and strong and perfect and... and... Well, he's not! He's the worst! He's lower than pond scum! He's not even worth the slightest notice from a godlike paragon of elegance like me!
Aarrgh! How could he?! How could he just leave me there like that after that disgusting brat maimed me?! (Which never would have happened if I'd had my Kaiser Dist, by the way!) I could have died! It was only thanks to my astounding ingenuity that I managed to escape from that awful place at all!
Grrr... he's the most despicable human being ever to walk the face of this or any world! That smug, heartless snake! He thinks he's so wonderful and brilliant and strong and perfect and... and... Well, he's not! He's the worst! He's lower than pond scum! He's not even worth the slightest notice from a godlike paragon of elegance like me!