Trekkie Addictions
You might be a Trekkie if...
* you know Yeoman Rand's cabin number
* you can name all 79 episodes of classic Trek--in order
* you can name alphabetically all the women Kirk seduced
* Mr. Spock beamed down into your back yard last night and talked to you
* you named your first child Leonard William DeForest
* you named your first child Tiberius
* you breed Tribbles
* you have a matter/anti-matter converter in your bathroom
* you answer your cellular flip-phone "Kirk here"
* Deanna Troi can 'feel' your pain
* you spend $150.00 at a convention on a piece of plastic that may or may not look
like a phaser
* you sing along with William Shatner's record album
* you shave your head to look like Captain Picard
* you want to have Worf's baby
* you talk... like... William Shatner--on purpose
* you have a copy of every Star Trek uniform shown on TV or in the movies
* you spend the weekend decorating your friend's van to look like a shuttlecraft instead
* of going on a date with the Homecoming Queen
* you trim your angora cat's hair to make it look like a tribble
* you scare your little brother by acting like a Gorn
* you have a shrine to Gene Roddenberry in your spare room
* your dream date is with Deanna Troi
* you keep asking Scotty to 'beam you up'
* he does...
* you write love letters to Lursa and Bator
* you can trace your genealogy back to Surak
* you redecorate your living room to look like the bridge of the Enterprise
* you make annual pilgrimages to the Paramount lot
* you have seen Star Trek The Motion Picture over 100 times
* you can quote all of the Articles of the Federation
* you know every word of Star Trek IV by heart
* your idea of a great evening is spouting Trek trivia for six hours with your friends
* you quote the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
* you sing Klingon Opera while showering
* you cannot use contractions in your speech
* when you get sick you want Doctor Beverly to take care of you
* you use stardates on all your correspondence
* you name your cat 'Spot' and feed it feline formula #29
* whenever you start your car you take your right index finger and point it ahead of
* you saying "Engage"
* you call your Psychic friends to talk to Mr. Spock
* you hire a private detective because you KNOW Guinan is here somewhere
* you know the difference between "Live long and prosper" and "Nanu, nanu"
* you save up money to send your kids to Starfleet Academy
* you stand in line for 13 hours to get Gene Roddenberry's autograph
* you channel Gene Roddenberry
* you ask your broken computer to run a self-diagnostic
* you talk to your computer (Hello, computer!)
* if it talks back...
* you already know the name of every episode of season one of Star Trek: Voyager
* you know Yeoman Rand's cabin number
* you can name all 79 episodes of classic Trek--in order
* you can name alphabetically all the women Kirk seduced
* Mr. Spock beamed down into your back yard last night and talked to you
* you named your first child Leonard William DeForest
* you named your first child Tiberius
* you breed Tribbles
* you have a matter/anti-matter converter in your bathroom
* you answer your cellular flip-phone "Kirk here"
* Deanna Troi can 'feel' your pain
* you spend $150.00 at a convention on a piece of plastic that may or may not look
like a phaser
* you sing along with William Shatner's record album
* you shave your head to look like Captain Picard
* you want to have Worf's baby
* you talk... like... William Shatner--on purpose
* you have a copy of every Star Trek uniform shown on TV or in the movies
* you spend the weekend decorating your friend's van to look like a shuttlecraft instead
* of going on a date with the Homecoming Queen
* you trim your angora cat's hair to make it look like a tribble
* you scare your little brother by acting like a Gorn
* you have a shrine to Gene Roddenberry in your spare room
* your dream date is with Deanna Troi
* you keep asking Scotty to 'beam you up'
* he does...
* you write love letters to Lursa and Bator
* you can trace your genealogy back to Surak
* you redecorate your living room to look like the bridge of the Enterprise
* you make annual pilgrimages to the Paramount lot
* you have seen Star Trek The Motion Picture over 100 times
* you can quote all of the Articles of the Federation
* you know every word of Star Trek IV by heart
* your idea of a great evening is spouting Trek trivia for six hours with your friends
* you quote the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
* you sing Klingon Opera while showering
* you cannot use contractions in your speech
* when you get sick you want Doctor Beverly to take care of you
* you use stardates on all your correspondence
* you name your cat 'Spot' and feed it feline formula #29
* whenever you start your car you take your right index finger and point it ahead of
* you saying "Engage"
* you call your Psychic friends to talk to Mr. Spock
* you hire a private detective because you KNOW Guinan is here somewhere
* you know the difference between "Live long and prosper" and "Nanu, nanu"
* you save up money to send your kids to Starfleet Academy
* you stand in line for 13 hours to get Gene Roddenberry's autograph
* you channel Gene Roddenberry
* you ask your broken computer to run a self-diagnostic
* you talk to your computer (Hello, computer!)
* if it talks back...
* you already know the name of every episode of season one of Star Trek: Voyager