Dec 05, 2005 10:30
Mme. Billings: I still remember
William the Conqueror. The duke-y of Normandy went row row row your
boat across the English channel in 1066 and conquered England! Muahaha!
(This is sad that I've known this information since 3rd grade and I
actually had to check a map to see how to spell Normandy in English. In
truth, I do not know how to spell many of the countries in Europe in
English. Because I learned them in French. I have not decided if this
is good or not.)
Mr. Urbani: The British had a great army and a new navy. The Americans had a crap army and an Old Navy. They had fleece pullovers.
Mrs. Hemley: I blame you for my obsession with Shakespeare. And dammit, I love you for it.
Mr. Nichols: You. Are. So. Cool.
Alex Baker: You give a terrible name to atheists everywhere. You're also an egomaniacal prick.
Mr. Irwin: If I bring a tape recorder, will you read a book aloud into it? Because I cannot get enough of your voice.
To all the girls in my school to which this applies: OH
MY GOD. Stop dressing alike. Those ugg boots look hideous and you dress
like sluts. For GOD'S sake think on your own. And stop walking around
with that vapid expression. I might as well stamp "I'm easy" on your
face.
Uncle Jaye: You're my favourite uncle, but sssshhhhh.
Mr. Hargis: Ther are NO words to describe how much I admire you. NONE. You're my hero, sir.
Billy: I love you :D!
Ciscon: How exactly does it feel to be God? eh?
I've finished for today.