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this is very funny: sorry abby :-D....
runningsurfer is being stalked on Livejournal!
jumpingkangroo is stalking runningsurfer
jumpingkangroo’s REAL name :
Michael Garren
jumpingkangroo’s REAL DOB :
26th September 1977
Height :167 cm
Weight : 50.2 kg
jumpingkangroo has dreamt about you :
16 times
jumpingkangroo became interested in you :
22nd July 2002
jumpingkangroo’s latest dream about you
Last night jumpingkangroo dreamt that you had told them that you were leaving for good. jumpingkangroo was just about ready to chop off your head with a samurai sword before the dream ended.
This is how jumpingkangroo describes your relationship behind your back
‘We’re star-crossed lovers! We could not possibly be in love anymore than we already are.’
jumpingkangroo’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
jumpingkangroo seems to get a thrill from continually stealing your toothbrushes. It is rumoured that jumpingkangroo uses them to scratch their ass.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In a vain attempt to impress you jumpingkangroo walked into a piercing studio and got everything pierced including their nose, chin, genitals and lip.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Words cannot express what you mean to me. I want us to be together forever. Do you fancy becoming siamese twins? My mother says she’ll pay for the operation. Apparently such a procedure has a 20% success rate. I’d do anything for our love, wouldn’t you?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
13 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, police? Yeah, I’d like to report a crime. Some mad fuckers just shovelled shit into our mailbox. I think it’s this person I know from the internet called jumpingkangroo. Yeah, real mad son of a bitch. Can’t seem to understand that I just don’t like ‘em."
jumpingkangroo’s Police File
jumpingkangroo is a right sadastic bastard and should be detained for as long as possible.
Testimonies about jumpingkangroo
tequillasuicide - Stoner of the crows
‘Well well, who would have thought it? jumpingkangroo a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.’
lespritdeseb - Marathon Munt
‘jumpingkangroo’s obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can’t believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.’
quantum_lotus - A spouse-beating alco
‘Thank Christ I never let jumpingkangroo into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!’
runningsurfer is being stalked on Livejournal!
jumpingkangroo is stalking runningsurfer
jumpingkangroo’s REAL name :
Michael Garren
jumpingkangroo’s REAL DOB :
26th September 1977
Height :167 cm
Weight : 50.2 kg
jumpingkangroo has dreamt about you :
16 times
jumpingkangroo became interested in you :
22nd July 2002
jumpingkangroo’s latest dream about you
Last night jumpingkangroo dreamt that you had told them that you were leaving for good. jumpingkangroo was just about ready to chop off your head with a samurai sword before the dream ended.
This is how jumpingkangroo describes your relationship behind your back
‘We’re star-crossed lovers! We could not possibly be in love anymore than we already are.’
jumpingkangroo’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
jumpingkangroo seems to get a thrill from continually stealing your toothbrushes. It is rumoured that jumpingkangroo uses them to scratch their ass.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In a vain attempt to impress you jumpingkangroo walked into a piercing studio and got everything pierced including their nose, chin, genitals and lip.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Words cannot express what you mean to me. I want us to be together forever. Do you fancy becoming siamese twins? My mother says she’ll pay for the operation. Apparently such a procedure has a 20% success rate. I’d do anything for our love, wouldn’t you?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
13 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, police? Yeah, I’d like to report a crime. Some mad fuckers just shovelled shit into our mailbox. I think it’s this person I know from the internet called jumpingkangroo. Yeah, real mad son of a bitch. Can’t seem to understand that I just don’t like ‘em."
jumpingkangroo’s Police File
jumpingkangroo is a right sadastic bastard and should be detained for as long as possible.
Testimonies about jumpingkangroo
tequillasuicide - Stoner of the crows
‘Well well, who would have thought it? jumpingkangroo a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.’
lespritdeseb - Marathon Munt
‘jumpingkangroo’s obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can’t believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.’
quantum_lotus - A spouse-beating alco
‘Thank Christ I never let jumpingkangroo into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!’