Oh how I wanted to dance In our crystal meth tuxedos
Well Well Well. Here we are again. I suck at the whole journal thing. Its been a while yes I know. The truth is...I don't care. No one reads this shit anyways. Funniest thing ever happened to me today. Seriously, if you think someting funny happened to you this week forget it, it sucks compared to what happened to me. Ok here goes. So today I'm sitting in Algebra 2 and we're taking this test. Its a pretty big test and so everyone is pretty absorbed and the classroom is dead quiet. Dead quiet. All the sudden out of nowhere the kid sitting next to me farts so fucking loud. Imagine the loudest fart you have ever heard- yah his was that loud. The whole fart thing wasn't even the funny part. The funniest part was when the girl sitting in front of him turns around and gives him the weirdest look. It was like someone stabbed her. She looked confused and horrified all at the same time. Like no way did this kid just fart in the middle of test when the room was dead quiet. Haha and the teacher was grading some papers and she pops her head up and survey's the room trying to figure out who did it. So yah at this point everyone is confused but once the reality of someone actually farting during a test sunk in a few people started to laugh. Then a few more people started to laugh. And all at the same time everyone is trying to stifle their laughs which makes everything even funnier because people make weird throat sounds. Haha....guess you had to be there.......so yah nothing else is really happening my life right now. Its friday night and I'm sitting at home. My ass is grounded. again... Its a long story and I don't really feel like telling it. Steve and Aris broke up today and John called me ugly (I guess I had that one coming). and. thats it.