I got a meme from
the_deep_magic - the person gives you three celebrities, and you pick which one you'd shag, which one you'd marry, and which you'd throw off a cliff.
I got Chris Pine, Milo Ventimiglia, and Jensen Ackles. WHAAAAT. How do I pick one of them to kill? That's not fair! I mean, seriously? Uncool. But I'm gonna do it anyways.
SHAG:
CHRIS PINE.
Because he's a cutie pie, but I can't imagine living with him, you know? Also, I couldn't take him away from ZQ!
MARRY:
Jensen Ackles.
Because I mean, come on, look at that! Also, he seems like a sweet and funny guy. AND he can sing. AND I want someone like him protecting me when I have freakouts (which is often), killing bugs in my house and turning the lights on before I go upstairs (which actually does scare me, the dark. I mean SCARES me). I'd trust him, personally.
KILL:
Milo Ventimiglia.
I'm sorry! I know, he's adorable and everything, but he just doesn't seem like my type of guy - into cars, likes speeding, has a silly dragon tattoo ... yeah. Not my type. I still think he's a cool dude, though!
Also, what is this Latin shit that comes up when I hit 'insert image'? I can't get it to translate but it's makin' me nervous.
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Anyway. This was a very hard meme! I wish reverse harems were legal D: