Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!...

Aug 12, 2004 09:59

This entry is pretty rediculous...and the only reason is because of the subject. But i just had to share:

Im watching Jerry Springer> the woman is a stripper whose supporting her boyfriend because he won't work. She thinks he's cheating on her, which is why shes on the show. Why does she think he's cheating?? Well he'll walk to burger king down the street, and comes back an hour later saying "there was a long line"

Turns out the boyfriend is sleeping with the neighbor who happens to be like 60, and the boyfriend is in his 30's.

Valid arguement #1: she's a stripper, she's cheating on him 3 times a night haha
Rebuttle in her defense: she's supporting them by being a stripper, he's not even working

Comment from audience to stripper: I may not look like fred flinstone but i can make the bed rock...(then gets up and goes to pole, does a little dance and pulls down with jeans)

2nd Comment from audience to stripper: when you walk down the street do the neighborhood cats follow? (then pulls up shirt shakes around her tits)... Hooker gets pissed and goes to the front of the stage and bitches. Audience chants "sit down slut! sit down slut!"

I hope you enjoyed this mid-morning snack...
take a bite out of life>>
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