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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Tuesday I gave vagrantshadow a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I pushed elfgirlfromhell in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (297 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
runinononeblunt