Random Portions of My Day
I love, love, love telling stories. Even if you don't feel like listening, I will tell you them, and you will be confused.
Random story 1: Today my friend was telling a story about some Asian kid, so she put her fingers up to the corners of her eyes to stretch the sides and indicate this. We informed my friend that she was also Asian, so this made no sense whatsoever.
Anomalous story 2: My English teacher thought it a lovely idea to take my cell phone that he found on the floor and search through the contacts to figure out who it belonged to. I was completely unaware of the fact that he threw my poor Blackberry in the recycling bin, until everyone stared asking me about it.
Incomplete sort-of story 3: I am working on sending my boyfriend all of the lesbian love songs that I can find, since he finds them amusing as hell. Apparently "Under Your Spell" from Buffy isn't lesbian enough for him, but anything from t.A.T.u. is?
Random story 1: Today my friend was telling a story about some Asian kid, so she put her fingers up to the corners of her eyes to stretch the sides and indicate this. We informed my friend that she was also Asian, so this made no sense whatsoever.
Anomalous story 2: My English teacher thought it a lovely idea to take my cell phone that he found on the floor and search through the contacts to figure out who it belonged to. I was completely unaware of the fact that he threw my poor Blackberry in the recycling bin, until everyone stared asking me about it.
Incomplete sort-of story 3: I am working on sending my boyfriend all of the lesbian love songs that I can find, since he finds them amusing as hell. Apparently "Under Your Spell" from Buffy isn't lesbian enough for him, but anything from t.A.T.u. is?