On my way to the Crusades
The other day I walked past a bar with a sign out front advertizing what, at a glance, I believed to say "30's Night". I thought to myself, what could that possibly be like? Do they only play ham radio broadcasts about the war? Everyone gets in a line and they dole you out a ladle of soup? Jews have to sit in the back and if you try to order a drink a cop slaps it out of your hand? That seems like the worst theme night ever.
Then I realized it said "80's Night" and I felt dumb.
Then I realized it said "80's Night" and I felt dumb.