memoirs
yeah so i havent updated ever. just because i dont like to. but i recently started working at the dining hall here and working at such a place makes you think about certain things and i decided to put them into little memoirs so i carry arouns a sheet of paper and a pen in my pocket and write funny/interesting things i think of. so here is what i have so far.
day 1:
-at a school this small i guess you see almost everyone that goes here because its where everyone eats. i have a very photographic memory so i bet ill recognize everyone as i walk around campus and remember what they ate for dinner.
-when its slow and very boring at any job ive ever had i would find something to pretend to be doing. i just tested all the sodas to make sure they didnt need to be refilled. i feel sick.
-did i really just stare at that girls ass the whole time she filled up her ice cream cone. butterface. too bad.
day 2:
-commons.they put me to work tonight at the 'wok 'n' roll'. put the only asian person on the staff to work at the chinese food station. thats common indeed.
-i swear this girl is counting calories. she asked for EXACTLY a cup of rice. the hell am i supposed to know what a cup is. so i grabbed a coffee mug and told her that was a cup. funny thing is she probably didnt eat the whole cup anyway.
-im on my break and i goto the same station i was working at to get some kung pao chicken and white rice. after working there for a while i wanted some of it so bad. i took a bite and threw it away.
day 3:
-man that fat manager guy gets mad when student workers eat the food while working. i swear i saw him grab a rice crispy treat everytime he walked by.
-a very fit girl just walked by wearing those pants that have writing on the ass. it said 'bootylicious'. i got hungry.
-the black ladies at the kiosk next to me were talking about a random daytime soap and talking about how so and so stabbed so and so and is sleeping with so and so. i was intrigued and listened. before i satrted working here i would eat in the room with the tv while they were on breaks watching the same soap. and so and so was DEFINATLY sleeping with someone else.
day 4:
-i must have filled the ice 10 times tonight. on my break there was no ice.
-again with the ice. while i was standing around i saw 5 people get ice, fill it up with a drink, take a sip and dump out the whole glass. what the fuck?
-it smelled like dank when i went out to dump the trash. the other day i saw some of the ladies that work here out there acting funny and smoking cigarettes. cigarettes eh?
day 1:
-at a school this small i guess you see almost everyone that goes here because its where everyone eats. i have a very photographic memory so i bet ill recognize everyone as i walk around campus and remember what they ate for dinner.
-when its slow and very boring at any job ive ever had i would find something to pretend to be doing. i just tested all the sodas to make sure they didnt need to be refilled. i feel sick.
-did i really just stare at that girls ass the whole time she filled up her ice cream cone. butterface. too bad.
day 2:
-commons.they put me to work tonight at the 'wok 'n' roll'. put the only asian person on the staff to work at the chinese food station. thats common indeed.
-i swear this girl is counting calories. she asked for EXACTLY a cup of rice. the hell am i supposed to know what a cup is. so i grabbed a coffee mug and told her that was a cup. funny thing is she probably didnt eat the whole cup anyway.
-im on my break and i goto the same station i was working at to get some kung pao chicken and white rice. after working there for a while i wanted some of it so bad. i took a bite and threw it away.
day 3:
-man that fat manager guy gets mad when student workers eat the food while working. i swear i saw him grab a rice crispy treat everytime he walked by.
-a very fit girl just walked by wearing those pants that have writing on the ass. it said 'bootylicious'. i got hungry.
-the black ladies at the kiosk next to me were talking about a random daytime soap and talking about how so and so stabbed so and so and is sleeping with so and so. i was intrigued and listened. before i satrted working here i would eat in the room with the tv while they were on breaks watching the same soap. and so and so was DEFINATLY sleeping with someone else.
day 4:
-i must have filled the ice 10 times tonight. on my break there was no ice.
-again with the ice. while i was standing around i saw 5 people get ice, fill it up with a drink, take a sip and dump out the whole glass. what the fuck?
-it smelled like dank when i went out to dump the trash. the other day i saw some of the ladies that work here out there acting funny and smoking cigarettes. cigarettes eh?