I blame Pizza Hut.

Apr 03, 2006 07:56

I am an intellectual. The question is, why?

To say it is purely genes would seem untrue. Knowledge isn't genetic. I'm not saying they had no impact; my dad is a bit of a reader, and my mom is a bit of a reader. As are my siblings.

So is it the way I was raised? Perhaps. In high school, I had a couple thousand-page novels under my belt. I had already read several hundred page books by fifth grade. I had broken two-hundred page books by third . . . and I remember Goosebumps, typically a 100 page-book, prompting me to ask the teacher whether I was pronouncing 'disheveled' correctly in first grade.

But I don't remember my parents reading with me that much (which is probably more lack of memory than lack of it happening). Still I am forced to the following conclusion.

Pizza Hut did it.

I love food. I love spicy food, I love sour food. I love greasy food. And this I know is a trait brought forth from childhood. The book-it program, in particular, is what I'm pointing my finger at. Read ten small books and send it to the teacher, and they give you a coupon for a personal pan pizza (which, in first grade, was serious business). Since I got my meal for free, it was easy for my mom to get together with a friend and her son, and we'd all go out for Pizza Hut and a movie.

Heh. It's probably not really that a big a role.

But I ask you.

Why do so many college men eat pizza and drink Mountain Dew?

It couldn't possibly be because Pizza Hut doesn't serve Coke.
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