I'm still alive and kicking

[runesmythe]

Though at this exact moment in time, I'm wishing I wasn't.  Or, not getting that, I'd settle for unconscious....

I feel like someone just dragged me along a bumpy road, doing 60.  I didn't know it was possible to ache this much.  Hell, I've woken up from surgeries feeling better than I do right now.

We ran to Target yesterday, because there was no

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[anticmuse]

Since you're a Faire-type...

A really great thing to do to mundanes:

After having gained enough attention and enjoyment from them that they want to take your picture with their kids, friends, parents, etc., say by doing something like this... Pull up a barrel into the middle of the bloody shire street and lay down next to it. Then proceed to use the barrel as a pillow, setting your semi-full tankard next to you. Spill a little of the preferably clear liquid onto the ground by you, and a little next to where your mouth is going to be. Then pretend to be asleep, mouth wide open, and snore. Obnoxiously.

Then start mumbling drunken things in your sleep, twitch every now and then, and when an ideal mundane comes by, proceed to drunkenly stand to your feet and sleepwalk after them, but in an exaggeratedly inconspicuous manner, snoring and mumbling the whole time so that they know you're following. Eyes should look closed. Gage their reaction; if they're amused and seem open to the game, go ahead and bump into them a little, and start muttering obscene (read: silly) things that make little sense about remembering them from a time ago at that one place.. "Aye, I remember you got drunk as a rolling fart!" And then abruptly change the subject. Crack a drunken joke: "What's long and brown and sticky?" Wait a couple seconds. "A sssstick!!"

Mundanes really seem to enjoy this bit, so when they want to snap a picture, make sure to stand a little behind whomever you're posing with, put on a pretty smile, and right as they're going to feed ol' Roger (take the picture), shove your finger up your nose and make a face. You'll be surprised at the laughs just that brings. And then the mundanes have a funny picture to remember the Faire by. ^^ Hope that made you smile. I know just about anything Faire-related makes me smile, but I always love to think about street gigs to do. I know if they can make me giggle while improvising, then they'll surely make the audience laugh.

Feel better! I demand it!

[runesmythe]

Okay, both of those were just damn funny... actually made me chuckle.. definitely going to keep those in mind this year when we hit the Faire..

"Feel better! I demand it!"

I'm working on that part.. *nods*

[anticmuse]

*Grin.* Glad I could make you even chuckle! *Hugs.* Well, as long as you're working on it, I can accept that, hehe. But really, hon, I hope you get well soon. Being sick is terrible.