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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joel!

1. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Joel.
2. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Joel orbiting the Earth.
3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Joel in your ear 700 times.
4. About 100 people choke to death on Joel each year.
5. It can take Joel several days to move just through one tree.
6. Without its lining of Joel, your stomach would digest itself.
7. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Joel.
8. Scientists believe that Joel began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Joel.
10. Over 46,000 pieces of Joel float on every square mile of ocean!