If Tom Anderson and Craig from Craigslist got into a fight, who'd win
It's an entry, and my response to an entry.
Seriously, sorry about the Caps in the first entry, apparently Drunky MacDrunkerson was typing angry
http://albany.craigslist.org/rnr/1878730395.html
-=DRUNK DRIVING (ON YOUR STREET)=-
YALL IDIOTS SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT DRIVING DRUNK, BUNCH OF CRYING PUSSIES YELLING ABOUT LIBERALS AND SHIT. YOU RETARDS. I WAKE UP AND TAKE 3 SHOTS BEFORE I GO TO WORK EVERYDAY AND GUESS WHAT, I DRIVE A DELIVERY TRUCK ALL OVER THIS CAPITAL REGION ALL DAY LONG WITH A 12 PACK OF COORS LIGHT IN A COOLER BY MY SIDE JUST SIPPING AND RELAXING. I DONT EVER HAD NO ACCIDENT, IN FACT ITS LITTLE WHINY BITCHES LIKE YOU IN YOUR PRISUS AND VW BEETLES THAT ARE THE REAL PROBLEMS. AND THE SAD THING IS IF WE GOT IN AN ACCIDENT THAT WAS YOUR FAULT, I WOULD BE THE ONE GETTING IN TROUBLE AND YOU COULD CALL ALL YOUR PUSSYASS FRIENDS AND CRY TO THEM ABOUT HOW YOU ARE A VICTIM OF DRUNK DRIVING BECAUSE YOU CUT OFF A 8TON ROLLING PEIECE OF STEEL.
GO FUCK YOURSELFS, IM GONNA DRINK AND DRIVE TILL THE DAY I DIE.
-o-o-o-o-o AND.....my reply:
http://albany.craigslist.org/rnr/1878776432.html
-=Re: DRUNK DRIVING (ON YOUR STREET) =-
Well, it's good to know that your drinking doesn't effect your driving.
If that is true, than you are one of the lucky few, and the exception to the rule.
You shouldn't be upset at the people getting mad at the drunk drivers.
Most of them have either been hit by, or know someone that's been hit by a drunk driver.
Considering that...you should really be pissed at the other drunk drivers.
You know, the sloppy ones.
The ones jumping guard rails, and hitting kids on bikes.
Those insensitive bastards are ruining it all for folks like you.
You've earned your tolerance, damn it.
Burn those lightweights at the stake!
C'mon, let me hear everyone together:
"KILL THE SLOPPY DRUNK DRIVERS!"
However....one little point.
While your drinking doesn't effect your driving, it really fucks your spelling and grammar right up the ass.
I never knew Beer Goggles worked in text format.
Don't despair, Mon Frer, install a spell-check program and have a sober friend do a little proof-reading.
Then you can keep your closet alcoholism a secret.
[Note: Craigslist has disabled HTML, this is why the appropriate "Sarcasm Font" was not used, my apologies]
Seriously, sorry about the Caps in the first entry, apparently Drunky MacDrunkerson was typing angry
http://albany.craigslist.org/rnr/1878730395.html
-=DRUNK DRIVING (ON YOUR STREET)=-
YALL IDIOTS SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT DRIVING DRUNK, BUNCH OF CRYING PUSSIES YELLING ABOUT LIBERALS AND SHIT. YOU RETARDS. I WAKE UP AND TAKE 3 SHOTS BEFORE I GO TO WORK EVERYDAY AND GUESS WHAT, I DRIVE A DELIVERY TRUCK ALL OVER THIS CAPITAL REGION ALL DAY LONG WITH A 12 PACK OF COORS LIGHT IN A COOLER BY MY SIDE JUST SIPPING AND RELAXING. I DONT EVER HAD NO ACCIDENT, IN FACT ITS LITTLE WHINY BITCHES LIKE YOU IN YOUR PRISUS AND VW BEETLES THAT ARE THE REAL PROBLEMS. AND THE SAD THING IS IF WE GOT IN AN ACCIDENT THAT WAS YOUR FAULT, I WOULD BE THE ONE GETTING IN TROUBLE AND YOU COULD CALL ALL YOUR PUSSYASS FRIENDS AND CRY TO THEM ABOUT HOW YOU ARE A VICTIM OF DRUNK DRIVING BECAUSE YOU CUT OFF A 8TON ROLLING PEIECE OF STEEL.
GO FUCK YOURSELFS, IM GONNA DRINK AND DRIVE TILL THE DAY I DIE.
-o-o-o-o-o AND.....my reply:
http://albany.craigslist.org/rnr/1878776432.html
-=Re: DRUNK DRIVING (ON YOUR STREET) =-
Well, it's good to know that your drinking doesn't effect your driving.
If that is true, than you are one of the lucky few, and the exception to the rule.
You shouldn't be upset at the people getting mad at the drunk drivers.
Most of them have either been hit by, or know someone that's been hit by a drunk driver.
Considering that...you should really be pissed at the other drunk drivers.
You know, the sloppy ones.
The ones jumping guard rails, and hitting kids on bikes.
Those insensitive bastards are ruining it all for folks like you.
You've earned your tolerance, damn it.
Burn those lightweights at the stake!
C'mon, let me hear everyone together:
"KILL THE SLOPPY DRUNK DRIVERS!"
However....one little point.
While your drinking doesn't effect your driving, it really fucks your spelling and grammar right up the ass.
I never knew Beer Goggles worked in text format.
Don't despair, Mon Frer, install a spell-check program and have a sober friend do a little proof-reading.
Then you can keep your closet alcoholism a secret.
[Note: Craigslist has disabled HTML, this is why the appropriate "Sarcasm Font" was not used, my apologies]