The NHS attitude towards the proposed health care legislation
The NHS weighed in on the new health care proposal:
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make
any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
While the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Junior Housemen
thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said,
"This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision
up to the arseholes in London .
Edit- thanks to vodkafrenzy for this gem! :D xx
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make
any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
While the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Junior Housemen
thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said,
"This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision
up to the arseholes in London .
Edit- thanks to vodkafrenzy for this gem! :D xx