Let's Hope My Soundtrack doesn't Suck
Ricky initially posted this as a bulletin on Myspace, but Livejournal is really such a better forum for this kind of crap. Plus, you guys can comment/make fun of it/me on LJ.
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
My List (With Clever Commentary!):
Opening Credits:
40 ft - Franz Ferdinand (An auspicious start...)
Waking Up:
Get Down on It - Kool & the Gang (Is this reminding anyone of Ferris Beuler's Day Off? No? Just me...)
First Day At School:
Take it Off - The Donnas (Man, my movie is starting off right!)
Falling In Love:
Suffer the Flesh - Android Lust (Yea, I know the title makes it sound like this song might be about love, but trust me, it's not. More like anguished paranoia and physical pain. It's a fucked up song. At least it didn't land on "Visceral Stimulation".)
Fight Song:
Rock Lobster - The B-52's (If this is my fight song, then I"m gonna get my ass kicked.)
Breaking Up:
Mystery Land - Y-traxx (I'm breaking up to a song I've never listened to. Great...)
Prom:
Quality Control - Jurassic 5 (Good song. But not for prom.)
Life:
Real Solution #9 - White Zombie (This is the point in the movie where I burn an X into my forehead.)
Mental Breakdown:
Everlasting Cocksucker - Marilyn Manson (This couldn't have been more perfect...well, I mean, seeing as I don't have any Skinny Puppy.)
Driving:
Take Me Down - Smashing Pumpkins (Ehh, whatever...)
Flashback:
Safety Dance - Men Without Hats (OH SNAP! What a song for a flashback!)
Getting Back Together:
The Thin Ice - Pink Floyd (Nobody gets back together to Pink Floyd. Man, what a gyp.)
Wedding:
Ascension - VNV Nation (God damn it, my wedding is full of neo-goth trash. It's a damn shame...)
Birth of Child:
Synaesthesia (Fly Away) - The Thrillseekers ft. Sheryl Deane (I gave birth to Tiesto.)
Final Battle:
Weapon & The Wound - Days of the New (Seriously, I can't make this shit up.)
Death Scene:
Waterfalls - TLC (As Chappelle would say, "Man, now all my homies are gonna think I died like a bitch.")
Funeral Song:
Urban Monkey Warfare - K.M.F.D.M. (This would have been better in the above slot.)
End Credits:
Paranoid - Black Sabbath (Ahh, now that's a song I can roll some credits to. Hit it!)
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
My List (With Clever Commentary!):
Opening Credits:
40 ft - Franz Ferdinand (An auspicious start...)
Waking Up:
Get Down on It - Kool & the Gang (Is this reminding anyone of Ferris Beuler's Day Off? No? Just me...)
First Day At School:
Take it Off - The Donnas (Man, my movie is starting off right!)
Falling In Love:
Suffer the Flesh - Android Lust (Yea, I know the title makes it sound like this song might be about love, but trust me, it's not. More like anguished paranoia and physical pain. It's a fucked up song. At least it didn't land on "Visceral Stimulation".)
Fight Song:
Rock Lobster - The B-52's (If this is my fight song, then I"m gonna get my ass kicked.)
Breaking Up:
Mystery Land - Y-traxx (I'm breaking up to a song I've never listened to. Great...)
Prom:
Quality Control - Jurassic 5 (Good song. But not for prom.)
Life:
Real Solution #9 - White Zombie (This is the point in the movie where I burn an X into my forehead.)
Mental Breakdown:
Everlasting Cocksucker - Marilyn Manson (This couldn't have been more perfect...well, I mean, seeing as I don't have any Skinny Puppy.)
Driving:
Take Me Down - Smashing Pumpkins (Ehh, whatever...)
Flashback:
Safety Dance - Men Without Hats (OH SNAP! What a song for a flashback!)
Getting Back Together:
The Thin Ice - Pink Floyd (Nobody gets back together to Pink Floyd. Man, what a gyp.)
Wedding:
Ascension - VNV Nation (God damn it, my wedding is full of neo-goth trash. It's a damn shame...)
Birth of Child:
Synaesthesia (Fly Away) - The Thrillseekers ft. Sheryl Deane (I gave birth to Tiesto.)
Final Battle:
Weapon & The Wound - Days of the New (Seriously, I can't make this shit up.)
Death Scene:
Waterfalls - TLC (As Chappelle would say, "Man, now all my homies are gonna think I died like a bitch.")
Funeral Song:
Urban Monkey Warfare - K.M.F.D.M. (This would have been better in the above slot.)
End Credits:
Paranoid - Black Sabbath (Ahh, now that's a song I can roll some credits to. Hit it!)