Whole Buncha Cruncha

Sep 07, 2006 18:38

1. These college freshmen keep looking younger. I'm starting to feel older all the time. Some kid at the gym called me "sir" the other day. Man I feel old. And it doesn't help that I did some monster dead lifts today, so I'm hobbling around like an old man, too.

2. I always think of different girls as "cute", "hot", or "sexy", but I never stopped to think why I grouped some girls into one category and not the other. I think I've finally realized what the differences are, at least for me. Cute refers to attractive facial features, hot refers to an attractive body, and sexy has less to do with actual physical characteristics and more to do with a girl's attitude, her confidence, the way she carries herself, the way she dresses, and the way she acts. Multiple adjectives can apply to a girl, but generally I just use the one that is the most applicable. Therefore, the following statement would make perfect sense: "She's hot, but she's super cute!" Make sense?

3. I was watching the weather report this morning. The weatherman says: "It should be cool and clear this evening. It'll be a great night for stargazing, or for sleeping!" What a tool.

4. Does anyone remember that one bus driver on the Far West route that was like Panamanian and drove like a maniac but always got you to class on time? I'm sure Doug remembers. Well, I think his cousin works up here. He's not as friendly as the Far West guy, but there's a bus driver here who pumps Flamenco music at full volume while driving around at crazy speeds. I've only had him once, but I got home the quickest I ever have so far.

5. Man I hate textbooks. Having to shell out $120 for a book just makes me want to beat some ass.

That's all for today. More rants later.
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