Vanilla #10, Gingerbread #17, with Peaches - Bad Company

Feb 25, 2011 20:53

Author: askingxalice
Title: Bad Company
Summary: Oz ‘talks’ to Andy about Liam Kilpatrick. And by 'talks', I mean 'argues'.
Story: Phase
Timeline: June 2025 - Andy is 41, Oz is 39.
Challenge: Vanilla #10 (phobias), Gingerbread #17 (to grandmother's house)
Toppings/Extras: Peaches (Lose the expectation that someone will volunteer to tell you the things that you ( Read more... )

[inactive-author] nikki, [challenge] gingerbread, [extra] fresh fruit : peaches, [challenge] vanilla

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subluxate February 26 2011, 03:01:52 UTC
“I knew she’d be around Corlionis! I never knew a goddamn thing about Kilpatricks, and don’t you dare stand there and say you didn’t think it was important. You don’t have any idea what the hell those people are capable of. And Liam fucking Kilpatrick is one of the worst.”

Yeah, so, Liam and Nicoletta are pretty much dying of laughter now! I mean, granted, Liam's siblings readily acknowledge him as "the worst", but Nicoletta's siblings are going, "So...you were unconcerned with the very violent, psychopathic, bloodthirsty, hands-on killer you were letting your kid around in the first place? And it's Liam who freaks you out?" GUYS HE FREAKS YOU OUT TOO.

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dani_california February 26 2011, 03:03:49 UTC
HE WAS TOTALLY FREAKED OUT BY NICOLETTA BUT LIAM FUCKING KILPATRICK ADDS A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL OF DO NOT WANT OKAY

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subluxate February 26 2011, 03:20:45 UTC
...no, Liam. You do not get a fic where some of your siblings ~just so happen~ to be at Nic's when Oz drops Chloe off. Nuh-uh. (Possibly your older kids, though.)

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dani_california February 26 2011, 03:22:37 UTC
...See, that's just mean. (I love it.)

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subluxate February 26 2011, 03:27:44 UTC
He's all, "Colleen could answer the door--no one's threatened by Colleen unless they recognize her or she introduces herself." (Well, yes, because she is fifteen years younger than you and about 5'2", heels excluded.) "Then maybe Calum, possibly Aidan..." (And you'd totally stay out of it, right, suuure.)

Liam also totally wants to give Oz a car. A 1967 Impala, you said?

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dani_california February 26 2011, 03:30:37 UTC
67 Impala or something like a 47 Harley. If it's vintage and shiny, Oz will drool over it.

Also, this would lead to poor Oz having a heart attack or something, maybe Andy should be there as well. (Who, as much as he loves Oz, would think he was overreacting just a bit. I mean, he deals with the Corlionis often enough, and he doesn't panic at the sight of them.)

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subluxate February 26 2011, 03:38:12 UTC
Colleen, to Liam: "You're just trying to fuck with him by getting Calum to flirt with him."

Liam: "Stating the obvious now?"

Diana: "Uncle Calum, Chloe already has two daddies."

Calum: "Diana love, what kind of Irish would I be if I didn't flirt a bit with taken men?"

Colleen: "What are you saying?"

Calum: "...that you're Irish?"

IT IS EVOLVING INTO FIC IN MY HEAD, NIKKI.

(Also, Liam wants to win the car in question off Johnny (who collects classic cars) in order to further fuck with Oz. No, I don't know why 'fucking with Oz' is Liam's second-favorite activity, either.)

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dani_california February 28 2011, 02:50:20 UTC
I know I've said this before, BUT PLEASE WRITE THIS.

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subluxate February 28 2011, 02:57:55 UTC
I AM GOING TO, DEFINITELY. Liam's sibs have more developed personalities than the Corlioni cousins, lol. But it's going to wait until I finish the fic I have planned for tomorrow.

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