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kaitygirl88 in runaway_tales

An Overabundance of Torture Ahoy!

Jan 04, 2011 20:30

So I wasn't having the best day yesterday, and I resorted to brutally throwing nameless idiots into the clutches of the Blaze Family in order to blow off some steam. The good news is when I looked at it again today, it wasn't nearly as gory as I remember writing it so I don't feel too bad about posting these all at once. XD

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roisin_farrell January 5 2011, 03:32:33 UTC

Since I have a sick sense of humor, I love all of these but the freezer one cracked me up. At work, we often joke about locking people in the freezer and few people have even had the freezer door slammed shut, the light turned out and things placed in front of the door so they can't get out. Yes, we're mean.

kaitygirl88 January 5 2011, 15:39:25 UTC

Mean, but HILARIOUS! I admit, I've always been morbidly fascinated with restaurant freezers. I'm glad to know that the fascination isn't mine alone! XD

Thanks for reading!

roisin_farrell January 5 2011, 22:25:12 UTC

It's not so funny to the people inside the freezer. But to the others, oh yeah.

ichthusfish January 5 2011, 03:55:45 UTC

LMAO! Dark comedy is so much fun. These were very nicely played. I hope you're having a better day today :)

kaitygirl88 January 5 2011, 15:40:38 UTC

Thank you! This one day was an anomaly of badness, but it quickly got better after I killed some people and had a good laugh while doing it. XD

ichthusfish January 5 2011, 20:49:52 UTC

LOL! Maybe I should try it...

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kaitygirl88 January 5 2011, 15:41:05 UTC

lol, thanks! I'm glad you liked them! :D

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kaitygirl88 January 5 2011, 15:41:53 UTC

Dark humor is my favorite, as I'm sure you can see. XD Thanks much for reading!

sarcasticsra January 5 2011, 11:19:19 UTC

Oh god, all of these disturbing and horrible and hilarious. The last one has to be my favorite. Well played, Firebird!

Nice job!

kaitygirl88 January 5 2011, 15:43:28 UTC

Firebird learned at a young age that there is no better way to torture a man than with his own imagination. Plus, it saves her shoes AND her schedule. It's a win-win, really. XD

Thanks for reading!

rustydragonfly January 5 2011, 21:49:00 UTC

She was SO being indecisive on purpose, wasn't she?

kaitygirl88 January 6 2011, 14:34:07 UTC

Of course! Why bother with all the hitting and slicing and electrocuting when she can just scare the information out of him? Plus she got to outsmart her daddy, which is the dream of all fourteen year old girls, mafia heirs or not. XD