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runaway_donna

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Jan 03, 2009 19:03

[Private to Anya]

So according to this file, you're my Inmate! S'pose we should have a chat and get to know each other, since we'll be on this boat for a while. My name's Donna. Donna Noble.

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Added later:

Does anybody here know where I can get some eelsbane? Or know what eelsbane even is?

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Private wisheskill January 4 2009, 01:28:10 UTC

Unfortunately, I appear to be a troll at the moment. Please enquire later.

Re: Private runaway_donna January 4 2009, 01:47:36 UTC

What the bleeding he

Oh my... is that part of the flood?

Private wisheskill January 4 2009, 01:57:57 UTC

Until very recently, I always presumed "flood" to refer only to a traumatic event involving exponentially rising water, resulting in the loss of many lives and - when occurring on boats - very moving renditions of "Nearer My God To Thee."

I now realize "flood," in this context at least, relates to a water-free event, the only result of which is rather disturbing shape-shifting.

... Hey, what you do mean you're my warden? Why does everybody get to be a warden but me?

Re: Private runaway_donna January 4 2009, 04:34:54 UTC

Yeah... it's like no flood I've ever seen either.

Anyway, you're not the only one here who isn't a Warden. There's quite a few, and from what I've heard they're all shape-shifting too.

Private wisheskill January 4 2009, 08:06:58 UTC

How did you get to be a warden? Was there an application or something, because I am very good at paperwork!

Not at the moment, however. I find it exceptionally difficult to write when my usual slender fingers - which I've had my whole life to get used to, let me add! - have been replaced by large, unattractive troll fingers.

This situation as a whole is disconcerting.

Re: Private runaway_donna January 4 2009, 16:15:21 UTC

Paperwork? Do you temp, by any chance?

Anyway, I never filled out an application-- I think it just sort of happens to people. But it's terrible that you have to be stuck like that. Anything I can do?

Private wisheskill January 5 2009, 05:19:30 UTC

I am a retail clerk! It's the American Dream!

I never bothered to learn the counter-spell to being a troll. I'm sure there is one, though. Perhaps some eelsbane might help. If you could procure that for me, I'd be very grateful, and would of course exchange it for goods and/or services, as I appear to be low on cash at the moment.

However, I'm not at all certain what to do about being inexplicably male, as I have never attempted a gender-swapping spell and am therefore unsure of how to reverse one.

Re: Private runaway_donna January 6 2009, 01:52:27 UTC

Well, I'll see if I can get you some eelsbane, whatever that is. You're on your own as far as the gender thing, I haven't the faintest idea what to do about that. But the floods don't appear to be permanent, usually...

Private wisheskill January 6 2009, 08:39:23 UTC

hank you very much!

I sincerely hope this is not permanent, or I'll have to polish these horns - they're a mess! I don't suppose you have any horn polish?

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