Dec 22, 2008 20:20
So I just write in this little book and you all talk to me? Brilliant. Well, hello! Donna Noble, time traveler. At least I was once, then I was a Time Lord and, well, long story short that didn't really work out, so I went back to being a temp for a little while. Then I got here-- and this is kind of like the TARDIS, isn't it? Maybe? Not so much? Oh well.
Right. So what do you all do for a lark 'round here? Is it like one of those Mediterranean holiday cruises where there's all sorts of little shops and a hot tub?
And is it always Christmas here? If it is, how do you keep from going bonkers? God, why does the weird stuff always happen at Christmas