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[runaway_donna]

WHAT

WHAT

THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE

DOCTOR WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Comments

[tadwizard]

Fascinating. What sort of thing are you?

[runaway_donna]

I AM A DAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAALEK

NO NO NO NO I AM NOT A DALEK

DAAAAAAAAAALEK

[tadwizard]

Interesting. You seem like a very conflicted creature, Dalek.

Is there anything you can do that would make you of any use?

[runaway_donna]

I

I

MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS TO SERVE THE DALEK EMPEROR

WAIT NO
NO I DON'T
OH GOD I'M TURNING INTO

He so wants to take advantage of this!

[tadwizard]

I am the Dalek Emperor. It is your primary function to serve me.

So tell me, do you have the appropriate faculties to kill quickly and efficiently?

[runaway_donna]

MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS TO EXTERMINATE ALL WHO OPPOSE DALEK RULE

YOU ARE... A DALEK?

IMPOSSIBLE. VISUAL SCAN SUGGESTS YOU ARE HUMAN. INITIATING BIOLOGICAL SCAN...

YOU ARE NOT DALEK. YOU ARE NOT HUMAN. YOU WILL IDENTIFY YOURSELF!

[tadwizard]

I am the Shadowlord, and soon to be lord of the Barge and Daleks. It is my primary function to exterminate all who oppose my rule.

[runaway_donna]

THEN YOU MUST BE EXTEEEEEEEEERMINATED

[tadwizard]

Very well. Perhaps we should meet in order to aid our mutual extermination.

[runaway_donna]

MUTUAL? DALEK-KIND WILL PREVAIL! SOON, YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST!

[tadwizard]

And how can you be so certain when you can't even identify my species, and couldn't possibly be aware of what I can do?

[runaway_donna]

DALEKS ARE THE SUPREME BEINGS OF THE UNIVERSE. THERE CAN BE NO OTHER OUTCOME BUT SUCCESS.

[tadwizard]

Would you like to test this theory?