A Royal Decree by Her Majesty, the Queen
[Read aloud by Heralds throughout the land]
To My Loyal Subjects,
Let it be known henceforth that the Noble, Fair and Beautiful Queen Donna hereby decrees that any defamation of (or other tomfoolery regarding) Royal Property, especially in the Castle Gardens, and especially the Queen's Croquet Greens, is punishable by immediate BEHEADING.
(This includes you, Princess Drusilla-- I don't care how much my husband favors you, you WILL NOT tear up my rosebushes again!)
Long Live The Queen!
To My Loyal Subjects,
Let it be known henceforth that the Noble, Fair and Beautiful Queen Donna hereby decrees that any defamation of (or other tomfoolery regarding) Royal Property, especially in the Castle Gardens, and especially the Queen's Croquet Greens, is punishable by immediate BEHEADING.
(This includes you, Princess Drusilla-- I don't care how much my husband favors you, you WILL NOT tear up my rosebushes again!)
Long Live The Queen!