A Theoretical Situation
I was thinking about a theoretical situation, and then wondered what people would do. I mean, it's one part animal lover, one part environmentalist, and one part overactive imagination.
Anyway, After thinking about all the nasty shit humans have done to animals and the environment and gotten away with, I realized that Humans are the only creatures in the world who just keep destroying everything in their way. Animals just kinda go about their business, living and doing their thing. Well, what do you think would happen if just one day, EVERY animal in the world just turned on us? Like they collectively had a meeting and said "Okay guys, they've been destroying our environment, killing us, and using us for their own purposes, and we don't do none of that shit to them. well guys, no more, on August 9th, 2011, every single animal in the world rebels violently....since violence is the only thing that gets to those humans!"
Okay, overactive imagination, the Lion would be the spokesperson.
but say it happened, one day, EVERY SINGLE ANIMALS IN THE WORLD decided they were mad as hell and wouldn't take it anymore?
what if:
all the zoo animals just turned around and attacked the zookeepers?
All the Lab animals freaked out and clawed the shit out of the scientists?
Your pets attacked you visciously?
All the squirrels and chipmunks in the park started attacking random kids, giving them rabies?
All the birds of all shapes and sizes started dive-bombing humans and clawing their eyes out?
if every insect in the world stopped giving a shit about their own colony and started destroying all your homes?
Every spider went out of it's way to attack you and bite you?
Snakes and every poisonous animal bit you recklessly?
Wild Lions and Hyenas and any other African Animal started attacking African tribes?
Elephants started ripping down towns?
All those sacred cows in India started running through the streets of india, killing any passerby.
Wolves and Bears invaded your northern houses?
sharks and dolphins started attacking divers.
Alligators in Florida seeked out all our kids?
Each of them once at a time would be tolerable, but everything at once? That's some scary shit! I mean, our whole loves we've gotten away with abusing the environment and all the animals becuase "They were more afraid of us then we were of them." well what if they all decided they weren't afraid anymore?
I kinda hope that happens....it'd be a great slap in the face of all arrogant humans who constantly take advantage of the world around them becuase they don't retaliate.
I'd probably do what I could to find the quickest, most painless death, becuase I'd feel that the animals would be justified in their rebellion.
your Thoughts?
P.S. - Before you get all "What, you'd let yourself die? prove it!" crap, yeah, I would die for our furred and scaled companions, but as it stands, I can do a whole lot more good towards my cause alive....that's why I'm getting a Vasectomy, I refuse to contribute to overpopulation.