Feb 06, 2005 17:22
There once was a girl named Rachel. After watching "Without a Paddle," she decided that she wanted to go on a treasure hunt. Brenna and her decided to combine this treasure hunt with building a cut-thru. Before they left, they stopped at Starbucks and got their beverages of choice. Then they took off. Because it was a very hot day, Rachel wore her Valentine's Day boxers. Because building a cut-thru is very dangerous business, they armed themselves wiht a certain pink and red gun that could shoot items up to 15 feet. In the dangerous woods of the cut thru, it sometimes becomes necessary to provide additional lighting. So Brenna and Rachel hooked up this amazing pink star light and used a pink barbie flashlight. After a bit of treasure hunting/cut thru building, Brenna and Rachel became FAMISHED. Luckily they had a huge supply of goldfish (although they were very sad when the color changing ones only turned red and not green or blue) and they also had a freeze dried ice cream sandwich, but they decided that was gross, so they didn't eat that. Then night fell, so Rachel and Brenna pulled out their reading material and began reading highly intellectual literature. But all of a sudden they realized that soon Rachel would be going to college, so they pulled out the "worse case scenerio" guide for college and learned other uses for potted plants. Since neither of them actually had a potted plant, they borrowed plants from the woods in which they were building the cut thru through. In order to uproot these plants, Rachel used her shiny yellow shovel. As they built the cut thru and searched for treasure, they began to feel disoriented, but luckily Rachel had a compass pinned to her shirt. When they finally finished the cut thru and discovered the treasure, they used a bottle opener to open some bottles in celebration. THE END