While I was away...
I got on Instant Messenger recently for the first time in a while. Tonight I got on and read through all my old away messages, and I can't stop laughing. Some of them are pretty hilarious. Hooray.
Here are a few of my favorites, which I'm sure will make tons of sense out of context and sin explicaciones, but oh well.
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"non instumental values are arbritarty, based on culteral predijucies"
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mohinilona: oh hey so that piece of candy that fell down my leotard
mohinilona: was just found
mohinilona: in my belly button.
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You're way deep in my bogus bag and it's ziplocked shut.
********** ...a Madlib
Dear Tiffany , I am going on a trip to Valencia. I packed my throw pillow, my black strappy stiletto , my dvd, my lamp, and my drain plug. I didn't pack my curtain because I didn't think I would need it when I was lying on the textbook. I'll be getting home by riding in a painting. I will be gone for 62 days. Please feed my cardboard box while I am away. It likes to eat shampoos. Can you also please get my pointe shoe out of the mailbox? Sincerely, You Know Who.
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NDsurfchic: no, i inherited my grandmother's cat.
darkstar8120: You should ebay it
darkstar8120: Prolly get like 50 bucks
**********...another Madlib
There was an elephantine woman
who screwed in a shoe.
She had so many hexagons
she didn't know what to do.
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"oooh, looting! if it's bad from the hurricane tomorrow, can we loot??"
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Regression01: i want a naked mahogany soloist
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"No, Flanders, it's a meeting of gay witches for abortion. You wouldn't be interested."
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"I'm Jack."
"Paris."
"Parents travel a lot?"
"Why?"
"Your name is Paris."
"No. Did your parents change flat tires a lot?"
"What?"
"Or plug the phone into the wall a lot?"
"...No."
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aesiriskinder: you are in what people in the bizz call a "pickle"
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"It looks like she's getting shot in the head with a dove. Like God used a blowgun. Ptooey. Go in peace."
- someone in my Northern Renaissance class, Spring 2004, about a Flemish Annunciation
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notidealist: i will spread it tomorrow
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cancionessirenas: when i first glanced at your away message, i thought it said, "STAPLES!!!!!"
Auto response from NDsurfchic: STABLES!!!!! Swweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
cancionessirenas: and i laughed. a lot.
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"Mine's wrong... isn't this like, a flower?"
"No, Gia, chlamydia is not a flower."
"Well, we totally have it on, like, a trellis at our beach house."
"Your trellis is a whore."
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Here are a few of my favorites, which I'm sure will make tons of sense out of context and sin explicaciones, but oh well.
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"non instumental values are arbritarty, based on culteral predijucies"
**********
mohinilona: oh hey so that piece of candy that fell down my leotard
mohinilona: was just found
mohinilona: in my belly button.
**********
You're way deep in my bogus bag and it's ziplocked shut.
********** ...a Madlib
Dear Tiffany , I am going on a trip to Valencia. I packed my throw pillow, my black strappy stiletto , my dvd, my lamp, and my drain plug. I didn't pack my curtain because I didn't think I would need it when I was lying on the textbook. I'll be getting home by riding in a painting. I will be gone for 62 days. Please feed my cardboard box while I am away. It likes to eat shampoos. Can you also please get my pointe shoe out of the mailbox? Sincerely, You Know Who.
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NDsurfchic: no, i inherited my grandmother's cat.
darkstar8120: You should ebay it
darkstar8120: Prolly get like 50 bucks
**********...another Madlib
There was an elephantine woman
who screwed in a shoe.
She had so many hexagons
she didn't know what to do.
**********
"oooh, looting! if it's bad from the hurricane tomorrow, can we loot??"
**********
Regression01: i want a naked mahogany soloist
**********
"No, Flanders, it's a meeting of gay witches for abortion. You wouldn't be interested."
**********
"I'm Jack."
"Paris."
"Parents travel a lot?"
"Why?"
"Your name is Paris."
"No. Did your parents change flat tires a lot?"
"What?"
"Or plug the phone into the wall a lot?"
"...No."
**********
aesiriskinder: you are in what people in the bizz call a "pickle"
**********
"It looks like she's getting shot in the head with a dove. Like God used a blowgun. Ptooey. Go in peace."
- someone in my Northern Renaissance class, Spring 2004, about a Flemish Annunciation
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notidealist: i will spread it tomorrow
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cancionessirenas: when i first glanced at your away message, i thought it said, "STAPLES!!!!!"
Auto response from NDsurfchic: STABLES!!!!! Swweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
cancionessirenas: and i laughed. a lot.
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"Mine's wrong... isn't this like, a flower?"
"No, Gia, chlamydia is not a flower."
"Well, we totally have it on, like, a trellis at our beach house."
"Your trellis is a whore."
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