colostomy bags are teh seksi-hott.
well i'm 22 now, and what a birthday it was!
got some moderately-good birthday sex from a friend. extremely random, rather awkward, but we finally in double digits, yo.
got lost on my way to kaysville and ended up taking a 2 hour set of detours.
started bartending school!!! and it's so fucking rad i can't stand it. my homework for the week is to
-get drunk at a bar, and watch the magic happen
-visit the liquor store and spend quality time looking at the bottles
-learn about 150 drink recipes
had some damn good cake, which i think may have made me diabetic
went out with some good friends, cody, gina and peter, all of whom work/worked at meier and spank as well. peter (who i see at early morning shifts :) )and gina are married and it was so good to see them both. Gina's a crazy bitch and i LOVE her for it. cody's still a metalhead cowboy rockstar, with hair down to his ass, and sleezy way of hitting on anything with a vagina. he's my favorite lady to dance with.
god i missed them.
visited burt's tiki lounge (punk-style dive bar downtown)
had a grand old time until the music started.... imagine elvis costello+crack+hotpockets... and the rest of the band
left, and drove to a strip club instead
got in fo free! free beer for m'burf-dei, oggled some fine women, and danced in my seat to techno remixes of disco hits.
what a good time!
got some moderately-good birthday sex from a friend. extremely random, rather awkward, but we finally in double digits, yo.
got lost on my way to kaysville and ended up taking a 2 hour set of detours.
started bartending school!!! and it's so fucking rad i can't stand it. my homework for the week is to
-get drunk at a bar, and watch the magic happen
-visit the liquor store and spend quality time looking at the bottles
-learn about 150 drink recipes
had some damn good cake, which i think may have made me diabetic
went out with some good friends, cody, gina and peter, all of whom work/worked at meier and spank as well. peter (who i see at early morning shifts :) )and gina are married and it was so good to see them both. Gina's a crazy bitch and i LOVE her for it. cody's still a metalhead cowboy rockstar, with hair down to his ass, and sleezy way of hitting on anything with a vagina. he's my favorite lady to dance with.
god i missed them.
visited burt's tiki lounge (punk-style dive bar downtown)
had a grand old time until the music started.... imagine elvis costello+crack+hotpockets... and the rest of the band
left, and drove to a strip club instead
got in fo free! free beer for m'burf-dei, oggled some fine women, and danced in my seat to techno remixes of disco hits.
what a good time!