BEST DAY EVVVER
you already know that somedays i am a near grownup. and other days. . . well, today was one of those. if you really want to know what i did today, read on righteous one. but for those of you who prefer shorthand, i met the trekkies bro and stalked a mailman. and i went to the doctors.
so k and i tramped around her neighborhood with my dig. at first we just took random pics, like of the kids in the tree. then it was silly ones, like w/ my phone in my bra (filled it out nicely) haha. or my stripper shot (tons of dollar bills!). or her kissing the ceramic rooster. and me on the trampoline (it wasnt either of ours. haha). and thennnnn, we saw the trekkies little brother. super amazing. i kind of froze, but there was katie. she was like, "if we see the trekkie, we'll say we're on a scavenger hunt and you need a pic w/ him". so when she saw his bro, she called him over. i talked to him, and took a pic of them. then she took two of me and him. shes like, "ur _____ brother, right?" and he said yeah. so i told him he and his bro should hang out w/ us. and i told him he was cute. his name is chris. YOU might say "no they wont, ur just silly little girls, they wouldnt give you the time of day". i say, mais non. my skirt took care of that. and besides, u can never go wrong by calling them cute. then there was the mailman. he was a little pissy, bc surely he thought we were silly little girls. well, we self delivered our letter (LMAO) to him, then when i tried to take a pic of him he wouldnt. he ran back into his little truck. hahah.
thats when the fun stopped, bc my mom came and hauled me off to el doctoros. i hate that place now, the last two fuckin trips have been shit. i was taken to a room all by myself, no mommy, no sisters. Questions, surveilence, scale, questions. i was a regular mary-kate. thank you, you fuck.
so k and i tramped around her neighborhood with my dig. at first we just took random pics, like of the kids in the tree. then it was silly ones, like w/ my phone in my bra (filled it out nicely) haha. or my stripper shot (tons of dollar bills!). or her kissing the ceramic rooster. and me on the trampoline (it wasnt either of ours. haha). and thennnnn, we saw the trekkies little brother. super amazing. i kind of froze, but there was katie. she was like, "if we see the trekkie, we'll say we're on a scavenger hunt and you need a pic w/ him". so when she saw his bro, she called him over. i talked to him, and took a pic of them. then she took two of me and him. shes like, "ur _____ brother, right?" and he said yeah. so i told him he and his bro should hang out w/ us. and i told him he was cute. his name is chris. YOU might say "no they wont, ur just silly little girls, they wouldnt give you the time of day". i say, mais non. my skirt took care of that. and besides, u can never go wrong by calling them cute. then there was the mailman. he was a little pissy, bc surely he thought we were silly little girls. well, we self delivered our letter (LMAO) to him, then when i tried to take a pic of him he wouldnt. he ran back into his little truck. hahah.
thats when the fun stopped, bc my mom came and hauled me off to el doctoros. i hate that place now, the last two fuckin trips have been shit. i was taken to a room all by myself, no mommy, no sisters. Questions, surveilence, scale, questions. i was a regular mary-kate. thank you, you fuck.