why are you following me: if i were a super hero

[rumors_lies]

this evening while wondering around target looking for gladwrap and a pedometer
i noticed that i was being followed by a rather large dude.
he eventually came over
mumbled something about bring pretty
and then followed that with a flurry of questions.
this man obviously had a mental disability
so i was polite
but lied about everything.
while this was going on my very delicious dinner started making itself known in my stomach
and that's when it dawned on me
if i were a superhero, just as i am
this is what i would be



(stinkor. not he-man)
uhhhhhhhhhh. i'm not sure if this makes me glad or not
but Stench of Evil is pretty bad ass :)
but...