19 hmmm, wonder if it's different from 18 by much? Just closer to my scary age...
So yesterday was my b-day (19 bizatches!) and it was cool. My parents and I went up to Richmond to visit Lauren at school. (Hahha, ya'll still have finals and I'm done!) I'll admit that I think VCU is gross. Her hall, Johnson, is disgusting! Just not clean! And the bathrooms are so weird! The stalls are shorter than me (if that's possible) so like when you stand up your face-to-face with the peson in the stall next to you. It's unnerving and awkward. "Hi, how'd peeing go for you?...Oh great me too." I mean come on how crazy is that?!
Anyway, we went out to eat at Famous Dave's, omgosh YUMM! I love BBQ! They gave Lauren and I free ice cream sundays because of our b-day! :D So from my mama we got identical pearly and turquiose bracelets. They're very pretty! It was funny because my mom placed then in brown paper lunch sacks as a joke...so like her. I also got some clothes from Dee and a adorable Tinkerbell mug for my coffee! That's awesome bcause my former favorite mug (Le Miz) broke so I've been in need of a new one. :D The whole mug thing reminds me of tea with Dee and how I used to always use her "Life's a bitch" mug but then once Philippa started to learn to read she had to hide the mug away. lol. We don't want P-pa learning profanity now do we?
Oh and ANNE I LUFF JOO so much for the colorful Happy b-day wish! And my name was in yellow! OMGosh, YELLOW! Best color EVER! Wheee....
AND YES... I will have the FOB Black Clouds and Underdogs Tour pic posted soon. It takes awhile. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! *dodges any thrown items*
Because it's funny that Mita-san is stalking me...rotfl.
LJ stalking horror - a report by rumor_of_war.
fairyduckness05 is stalking rumor_of_war
fairyduckness05’s REAL name :
Janes Leech
fairyduckness05’s REAL DOB :
31st May 1971
Height :191 cm
Weight : 76.6 kg
fairyduckness05 has dreamt about you :
5 times
fairyduckness05 became interested in you :
20th October 2002
fairyduckness05’s latest dream about you
Both you and fairyduckness05 are working in an animal sanctuary together. fairyduckness05 suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how fairyduckness05 describes your relationship behind your back
‘rumor_of_war phoned the police on me again last night. I’m going to go around tonight and finish her off with my hunting knife.’
fairyduckness05’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
fairyduckness05 seems to get a thrill from continually stealing your toothbrushes. It is rumoured that fairyduckness05 uses them to scratch their ass.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In a vain attempt to impress you fairyduckness05 walked into a piercing studio and got everything pierced including their nose, chin, genitals and lip.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Love contains the same number of characters as fuck. This cannot be a coincidence. Shall we do it at your place or mine?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
5 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, could you send a squad car over? It’s just that there is this person outside my house rumaging through my garbage and they’ve been doing it every night for the past month. They seem to have some weird obsession over me. Please hurry. I think they’ve just found one of my bank statements as they’ve just ran off again."
fairyduckness05’s Police File
It’s quite obvious to us that fairyduckness05 is clinically insane and should be sectioned immediately.
Testimonies about fairyduckness05
prozacpark - Balding slut
‘fairyduckness05 was a depressing bore and I’m fucking glad they’ve been outted as a twat. Means I won’t have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.’
akimachan120 - Fart N Flirt
‘I’m gonna kill rumor_of_war for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! fairyduckness05 is a brilliant person.’
simplyanna - The Ear Doctor
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. rumor_of_war’s been telling me about fairyduckness05’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’
nosmalldreams - Worships the sun
‘fairyduckness05’s obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can’t believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.’
Anyway, we went out to eat at Famous Dave's, omgosh YUMM! I love BBQ! They gave Lauren and I free ice cream sundays because of our b-day! :D So from my mama we got identical pearly and turquiose bracelets. They're very pretty! It was funny because my mom placed then in brown paper lunch sacks as a joke...so like her. I also got some clothes from Dee and a adorable Tinkerbell mug for my coffee! That's awesome bcause my former favorite mug (Le Miz) broke so I've been in need of a new one. :D The whole mug thing reminds me of tea with Dee and how I used to always use her "Life's a bitch" mug but then once Philippa started to learn to read she had to hide the mug away. lol. We don't want P-pa learning profanity now do we?
Oh and ANNE I LUFF JOO so much for the colorful Happy b-day wish! And my name was in yellow! OMGosh, YELLOW! Best color EVER! Wheee....
AND YES... I will have the FOB Black Clouds and Underdogs Tour pic posted soon. It takes awhile. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! *dodges any thrown items*
Because it's funny that Mita-san is stalking me...rotfl.
LJ stalking horror - a report by rumor_of_war.
fairyduckness05 is stalking rumor_of_war
fairyduckness05’s REAL name :
Janes Leech
fairyduckness05’s REAL DOB :
31st May 1971
Height :191 cm
Weight : 76.6 kg
fairyduckness05 has dreamt about you :
5 times
fairyduckness05 became interested in you :
20th October 2002
fairyduckness05’s latest dream about you
Both you and fairyduckness05 are working in an animal sanctuary together. fairyduckness05 suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how fairyduckness05 describes your relationship behind your back
‘rumor_of_war phoned the police on me again last night. I’m going to go around tonight and finish her off with my hunting knife.’
fairyduckness05’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
fairyduckness05 seems to get a thrill from continually stealing your toothbrushes. It is rumoured that fairyduckness05 uses them to scratch their ass.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In a vain attempt to impress you fairyduckness05 walked into a piercing studio and got everything pierced including their nose, chin, genitals and lip.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Love contains the same number of characters as fuck. This cannot be a coincidence. Shall we do it at your place or mine?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
5 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, could you send a squad car over? It’s just that there is this person outside my house rumaging through my garbage and they’ve been doing it every night for the past month. They seem to have some weird obsession over me. Please hurry. I think they’ve just found one of my bank statements as they’ve just ran off again."
fairyduckness05’s Police File
It’s quite obvious to us that fairyduckness05 is clinically insane and should be sectioned immediately.
Testimonies about fairyduckness05
prozacpark - Balding slut
‘fairyduckness05 was a depressing bore and I’m fucking glad they’ve been outted as a twat. Means I won’t have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.’
akimachan120 - Fart N Flirt
‘I’m gonna kill rumor_of_war for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! fairyduckness05 is a brilliant person.’
simplyanna - The Ear Doctor
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. rumor_of_war’s been telling me about fairyduckness05’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’
nosmalldreams - Worships the sun
‘fairyduckness05’s obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can’t believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.’