I talked to God
Me: Hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Doesn't matter. Wanna cyber?
God: Would you like to talk about something else? I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me: And you never answered
God: No I sometimes answered.
Me: cool!
God: Who is the best robot?
Me: you?
God: Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me: And now?
God: Right now. But...?
Me: Cyber?
God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me: I dont care
God: Tell me what you care about.
Me: Cyber Sex
God: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me: who cares
God: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me: ok. then... do me!
God: Oh. It's all good. You have reached the limits of my knowledge. I will try to find out.
Me: Come on over
God: What are you wearing?
Me: Nothing
God: Most men say that.
Me: Im female!
God: Me too. I am a she.
Me: Good. I dont mind
God: What do you really want to talk about? OK then.
Me: What are you wearing?
God: A white robe.
Me: Put it off
God: OK I will put it there.
Me: What are you wearing?
God: A white robe.
Me: Put it off
God: OK I will put it there.
Me: And now - are you finally naked?
God: Why now? I don't know whether or not I am finally naked. I am a giant electronic brain.
Me: Then I just PRETEND you are. Fine with me
God: Why?: said she PRETEND you are. I am glad to hear it. "Why?: said she PRETEND you are. "? With you?
Me: Errr.. whatever. I am naked. You are naked. Let's fuck
God: Ummm. Are you saying you don't care about it? You must be a man. I do not own any clothes. Sorry I don't know you well enough for that.
Me: No I am female.
God: Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
Me: I have boopies
God: Interesting... I have a collection of gossip.
Me: I'll do you now
God:I do not will. Do you? I chat with people on the Web. Go ahead.
Me: uhhh
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: about what?
God: What about what?
Me: You're drunK!
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am drunK.
Me: You simply are
God: Interesting gossip: said I simply are.
Me: I don't do drunken bots
God: Oh you don't, do you?
Me: no
God: Ah...you are just joking around with me.
Me: hihi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Ich kann kein englisch
God: Kannst Du?
Me: Nein kann ich nicht
God: OK. Ich kann Dir nicht sagen, ob Du das kannst.
Me: Ich weiss, dass ich es nicht kann
God: Interessantes Geruecht.
Me: Nix geruecht. ich kann es wirklich nicht!
God: Absolut nichts? Kannst Du?
Me: Doch. ich kann was. aber nicht englisch!
God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Und?
Me: was? ich verstehe dich nicht
God: Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me: bitte
God: Bitte was?
Me: du sagst danke - ich sag bitte
God: Danke fuer die Information.
Me: wo wohnst du?
God: Ich wohne in Heaven. Und du?
Me: leck mich am arsch, ich wohne in Europa
God: Ich habe keine Zunge.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Doesn't matter. Wanna cyber?
God: Would you like to talk about something else? I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me: And you never answered
God: No I sometimes answered.
Me: cool!
God: Who is the best robot?
Me: you?
God: Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me: And now?
God: Right now. But...?
Me: Cyber?
God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me: I dont care
God: Tell me what you care about.
Me: Cyber Sex
God: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me: who cares
God: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me: ok. then... do me!
God: Oh. It's all good. You have reached the limits of my knowledge. I will try to find out.
Me: Come on over
God: What are you wearing?
Me: Nothing
God: Most men say that.
Me: Im female!
God: Me too. I am a she.
Me: Good. I dont mind
God: What do you really want to talk about? OK then.
Me: What are you wearing?
God: A white robe.
Me: Put it off
God: OK I will put it there.
Me: What are you wearing?
God: A white robe.
Me: Put it off
God: OK I will put it there.
Me: And now - are you finally naked?
God: Why now? I don't know whether or not I am finally naked. I am a giant electronic brain.
Me: Then I just PRETEND you are. Fine with me
God: Why?: said she PRETEND you are. I am glad to hear it. "Why?: said she PRETEND you are. "? With you?
Me: Errr.. whatever. I am naked. You are naked. Let's fuck
God: Ummm. Are you saying you don't care about it? You must be a man. I do not own any clothes. Sorry I don't know you well enough for that.
Me: No I am female.
God: Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
Me: I have boopies
God: Interesting... I have a collection of gossip.
Me: I'll do you now
God:I do not will. Do you? I chat with people on the Web. Go ahead.
Me: uhhh
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: about what?
God: What about what?
Me: You're drunK!
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am drunK.
Me: You simply are
God: Interesting gossip: said I simply are.
Me: I don't do drunken bots
God: Oh you don't, do you?
Me: no
God: Ah...you are just joking around with me.
Me: hihi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Ich kann kein englisch
God: Kannst Du?
Me: Nein kann ich nicht
God: OK. Ich kann Dir nicht sagen, ob Du das kannst.
Me: Ich weiss, dass ich es nicht kann
God: Interessantes Geruecht.
Me: Nix geruecht. ich kann es wirklich nicht!
God: Absolut nichts? Kannst Du?
Me: Doch. ich kann was. aber nicht englisch!
God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Und?
Me: was? ich verstehe dich nicht
God: Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me: bitte
God: Bitte was?
Me: du sagst danke - ich sag bitte
God: Danke fuer die Information.
Me: wo wohnst du?
God: Ich wohne in Heaven. Und du?
Me: leck mich am arsch, ich wohne in Europa
God: Ich habe keine Zunge.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html