Disgust.
You know what's disgusting? Jack/Will. I'm sorry but that is the craziest ship I have ever seen. JACK ISN'T GAY! I'm not so sure about Will, but JACK ISN'T GAY! Ahem. You know how I know Jack isn't gay? BECAUSE HE'S SMACKED BY TWO PROSTITUTES WHOM HE OBVIOUSLY HAD A ROMP WITH. Plus, he flirts with Liz on that island. Not to mention the fact that pirates are some of the straightest people out there.. c'mon. You ever heard of a gay pirate? Well, maybe Will.. but he's not a pirate. Oh.. maybe Miss Swann thinks he is, but she's bloody retarded. Will's also bloody retarded for wearing that hat.. @_@ Yes anyway.. another reason why this Will/Jack couple is riddiculous is because Will's enamored with Elizabeth! DUH! That's like.. one of the main two reasons why the movie takes place! MAKES NO SENSE!
But you know.. slash worshippers never make sense. No matter what the movie or book, there's always a slash couple. . even if it's COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC, there's always a slash couple. I hate slashers. With a passion. Nothing against homosexuals. Nothing against male/male or female/female couples.. but that's only if it's REALISTIC! *Shakes head* And slashers are almost always stupid and unrealistic.
Yeah. I'm done. Jack/Will makes me rage and want to kill myself.
But you know.. slash worshippers never make sense. No matter what the movie or book, there's always a slash couple. . even if it's COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC, there's always a slash couple. I hate slashers. With a passion. Nothing against homosexuals. Nothing against male/male or female/female couples.. but that's only if it's REALISTIC! *Shakes head* And slashers are almost always stupid and unrealistic.
Yeah. I'm done. Jack/Will makes me rage and want to kill myself.