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[rumbledeer]

Usopp never lies!
Sanji isn't the cook!
Nami can't read a compass!
I hate Zoro's hair!!!
Robin doesn't know anything about history!
Luffy hates meat!
Brooke doesn't tell skull jokes!
We're not pirates!!!
I'm not learning ANYTHING from Usopp's Book of Lying, MORONS!!!

Comments

[samuraish]

Shouldn't there be a rule in your book of lying along the lines of "don't make it so damn obvious you're lying"?

[samuraish]

It's a hard craft to master. Train your Padawan well.

[rumbledeer]

THAT WASN'T OBVIOUS!!!

[samuraish]

Oi, you mentioned a book of lying at the end. That gives it away.

[rumbledeer]

Ohhh...Maybe I'll learn how to not be obvious in a later chapter!

[samuraish]

Take notes when you read that chapter. Lying and trickery are the tools of great pirates everywhere and they can save your life! Make sure you get lots of calcium, too, to grow big and strong because to be honest you look really puny.

[rumbledeer]

Wow, you're really smart!

HEY!!! I'm not puny in my OTHER forms!

[samuraish]

I'm told that all the time. People are constantly in awe of my genius IQ.

Other forms? What's that supposed to mean? Are you just making excuses, reideer-kid?

[rumbledeer]

That's so cool! It must be really high!!

I have seven different forms! When I'm in heavy point I'm really tall!

[samuraish]

It's off the charts.

Are these forms anything like the different sword releases, like bankai? I'd always wanted a cool bankai...

[rumbledeer]

WHOA!! You must be one of the smartest people ever then!

I don't know what that is!! I can normally only do three forms until I eat a rumble ball though!

[samuraish]

Probably. I like you, weird reindeer-kid.

So the rumble ball thing is like your bankai? I'm so jealoussss...

[rumbledeer]

SHUT UP! TELLING ME THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY!!

Um...maybe you'll have a bankai too!

[samuraish]

Oi, did you chose that icon accidentally, then? 'Cause you're dancing and you look real pleased. It's confusing, oi!

I've been trying for one for years. I have yet to learn my sword's name, it won't tell me, and I'm ashamed to admit that. Is my heart not dedicated enough? Is my strength not strong enough? These are the questions I ask myself, and my sword. The sword doesn't answer. How depressing, oi.

[rumbledeer]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AS I WASN'T HAPPY AT ALL!

You should talk to Zoro! Zoro knows EVERYTHING about swords!