Oct 13, 2008 17:45
I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME A RAPPER!! BECAUSE RAPPERS ARE REALLY COOL! YOU HAVE TO CALL ME CHOPPAH FROM NOW ON!! THIS IS MY FIRST SONG!! TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down!!
And I'd like to take a minute!
Just sit like that!!
I'll tell you how I became the doctor of a crew called Straw Hats!!
Onnnnn DRUM ISLAND, born and raised!!
In the forest is where I spent most of my days!
Wanderin' eatin' sleepin' …word
Tryin' to fit in with my reindeer herd!
When I saw a fruit
That was in the wood,
Started eating it because it tastes so good!
I had one little transformation and my herd got afraid!
And said 'You no longer belong! You have strange ways!!"
For days and days I wandered alone
Till I found Dr. Hiluluk, who took me home!
He taught me about doctoring, and the pirate flag,
But then he died and I was really REALLY REALLY SAD!!
So I went to a castle and worked for Doctorine!
Curing many diseases that I'd never seen!
If anything I can say this castle is THE BEST!!
But one day we took in PIRATES as guests!
They needed a doctor and I tried to say no!
But Luffy kept chasing me through the snow!!
The thought of leaving Doctorine was scary,
But I thought 'Nah forget it - Yo homes to the Going Merry!'
I pulled up to the ship about 7 or 8,
And I yelled to Doctorine 'Yo homes, smell ya later!!'
I looked at my new friends
I was finally home
To sit in my office as Doctor of the Straw Hats!!
((To the Tune of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."))