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[rumbledeer]

LAST NIGHT ME AND NAMI WATCHED AND REENACTED THE LION KING AND BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AND IT WAS REALLY FUN!! BUT ZORO AND SANJI MISSED IT BECAUSE THEY WERE FIGHTING VAMPIRES AND HAVING SEX! BECAUSE THEY'RE LOVERS!! ISN'T THAT REALLY BEAUTIFUL?? BUT IT'S A SECRET SO DON'T TELL ANYONE! ZORO HAD SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME!! CONGRATS, ZORO

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[somodest]

Ah.... hm. I see discretion wasn't tactfully used. Good for them, though~

[rumbledeer]

It was supposed to be discreet but I ruined it!

[somodest]

I'm sure they'll get over it. It's just... well, it's just sex.

[rumbledeer]

Have you had it?

[somodest]

Well, yeah of course.

[rumbledeer]

Ohhh...have you been tested for STDs?

[somodest]

.....It's not something I partake in regularly, but I assure you, I'm clean.

[rumbledeer]

GOOD! I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT!

[somodest]

Ah... good? Is that really something to get that excited over?

[rumbledeer]

YES IT IS! HEALTHY AND NOT DISEASED PEOPLE MAKE ME HAPPY!!

[somodest]

Oh, I see. Well, that's good? ...Can I ask why?

[rumbledeer]

Because I'm a doctor!!

[somodest]

Is that right... hm. You must be quite skilled.

[rumbledeer]

Um...I guess...!!

[somodest]

You guess? But aren't you ...some sort of deer? And a doctor? That's a feat in itself, I'd wager.

[rumbledeer]

I'm a reindeer! asdkaksd!!