ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

[rumbledeer]

Luffy poked me in the eye so now I have an eye patch and I look like a REAL PIRATE!! This is so cool! I've decided to talk like a real pirate too! From now on!! Avast! Shiver me timbers! Walk the plank! ZORO IS A SCALLYWAG! To Davy Jone's Locker!!! Sea dogs and landlubbers ahoy! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Can we have rum, Sanji? AND THEN WE CAN

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[threeswordstyle]

No rum for you.

[rumbledeer]

Why not? SCALLYWAG!!

[threeswordstyle]

What does that even mean.

[rumbledeer]

It's what you are you scallywag!

[threeswordstyle]

Don't call me that.

[rumbledeer]

Okay! Scurvydog!

[threeswordstyle]

...

[rumbledeer]

Can we have rum and drink up me hearties yo ho?

[threeswordstyle]

Not if you keep doing that.

[rumbledeer]

Doing what?

[threeswordstyle]

Saying stupid "pirate" things.

[rumbledeer]

But we're pirates!

[threeswordstyle]

We're not stupid.

[rumbledeer]

I'm not stupid either! They're just fun to say!

[threeswordstyle]

I didn't say you were stupid.

[rumbledeer]

GOOD!!